two female members of an orchestra are chatting in the bathroom while doing their makeup. Says one to the other:
"So tell me, how was that date with the trumpet player the other week?"
"Oh, not so bad.. but the way he kissed.. all puckered up from playing that little thing.. ergh"
"So, not as good as the trombonist then?"
"No, but definately better than the tuba player... so damn sloppy! Tell me though, how'd your date with the french horn player go? Good kisser?"
"Not bad, but the way he held me, damn!"