Anyone else feel like they dodged a bullet?

[Luckyz17]

SO to make this shitty story short

Everytime someone reminds me that my ex from a few years ago had a kid recently and is marrying some ugly ass guy, I laugh and think to myself... if she didnt break up with me, id be a dad, and I wouldnt of gotten to have sex with many more women... (key word... many... she didnt put out enough for me)


So thank you to the douche that took her from me... and cheers to living life more!


ps... I may be drunk

 

[Fool]

Wouldn't of

 

[GreyGhost]

matrix man


pure matrix

 

[Luckyz17]

Wouldn't of

pfttttt apostropheeeeeeeeeeeees

 

[Gryp]

Please go huff more paint thinner. Clearly you haven't had enough.

 

[Fool]

Yea like there's such a thing as too much paint thinner

 

[Luckyz17]

whoa now

 

[Hologram]

just because they had a kid with someone doesn't mean they would have had a kid with you if you were still together

 

[Luckyz17]

and I use a mask thank you very much when I paint.... fuck that inhalation of the fumes... doesn't taste good


(note the apostropheeeeee)

 

[Luckyz17]

just because they had a kid with someone doesn't mean they would have had a kid with you if you were still together

oh she was trying hard... the amount of times she mentioned marriage and such... fuck

 

[Breyer]

Well you sound like you're over it.

 

[Gryp]

I see your bus, and raise you one CUNT.*






Edit: Slightly Used, with Stretch Marks.

 

[lemon]

and I use a mask thank you very much when I paint.... fuck that inhalation of the fumes... doesn't taste good


(note the apostropheeeeee)

he wasn't talking about the apostropheeeeee

 

[Ender]

SO to make this shitty story short

Everytime someone reminds me that my ex from a few years ago had a kid recently and is marrying some ugly ass guy, I laugh and think to myself... if she didnt break up with me, id be a dad, and I wouldnt of gotten to have sex with many more women... (key word... many... she didnt put out enough for me)


So thank you to the douche that took her from me... and cheers to living life more!


ps... I may be drunk

yeah. you're pretty pathetic to even be thinking about her.

sounds like you're jealous.

 

[Machine]

You sound totally over it, bro.

 

[Vanster]

Well you sound like you're over it.

 

[Flash]

Well you sound like you're over it.

My thoughts exactly.

 

[streetwi$e]

i would b making this therad if i ever had a GF LOL gfg

i real drunk 2 h0ly fuk

 

[BionicBooger]

she didnt put out enough for me)

maybe she was giving what you could have been getting to another guy

 

[Ares]

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