So it's my birthday tomorrow...

Mitchdubai

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Veteran XV
Wifey has booked me a Lambo Huracan Spider for the day. Lime green. Driving around and fucking shit up for the day is gonna be so much fun.
 
She is going to strap an IED to the car. Claim Islamic terrorists did you in. Collect. Then get her cervix stretched by a Jamaican stud. If you catch my drift.
 
Seriously mitch if you're not going to bother getting a job at least get a damn hobby.
 
Go write in your live journal midxe.

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This thread reminded me that it's my Sons birthday tomorrow and that I didn't get him anything. This thread has made me feel like an asshole. Fuck this thread.
 
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