Dad Jokes

T-Dawg

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Veteran XX

• Sep 10, 2020

• #81

OPEN THE POD BAY DOOR HAL

 

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Dr Dance

Veteran X

• Sep 10, 2020

• #82

Infocom games.



If you actually LIKED Hitchhiker, then play a game that can actually translate your instructions:

Launch trailer:

Star Ocean: Till the End of Time - Launch Trailer | PS4 - YouTube

Opening:

Star Ocean: Till the End of Time (Intro) - YouTube

Summary: You are Fayt Leingod, a college student from Earth. You are spending the last days of summer on vacation planet Hyda with your parents and friend, Sophia Esteed. But days of carefree leisure turn into a desperate bid for survival when an unknown race attacks the luxury planet with devastating weapons from a battery of star ships.

The beginning:

Star Ocean Till The End Of Time: Beginning (1) - YouTube

 

Last edited: Sep 10, 2020

T-Dawg

Contributor

Veteran XX

• Sep 10, 2020

• #83

Most people are shocked when they find out

how bad an electrician I am.

 

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Dr Dance

Veteran X

• Sep 11, 2020

• #84

You'll never see cats playing poker in jungles because there are too many cheetahs.

 

T-Dawg

Contributor

Veteran XX

• Sep 11, 2020

• #85

A bossy man walks into a bar

and oders everyone a round.

 

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Dr Dance

Veteran X

• Sep 11, 2020

• #86

T-Dawg said:

A bossy man walks into a bar

and oders everyone a round.

Click to expand...

Way to botch the joke, Thunderbutt.

 

T-Dawg

Contributor

Veteran XX

• Sep 16, 2020

• #87

Does anyone remember that guy who had his entire left side amputated?

He's all right now.

 

T-Dawg

Contributor

Veteran XX

• Sep 16, 2020

• #88

There's a band called 999MB

They haven't had any Gigs yet

 

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Dr Dance

Veteran X

• Sep 18, 2020

• #89

I want to tell you a story about a woman who only ate plants.

No one has ever herbivore.

 

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bowl of blood

Contributor

• Sep 19, 2020

• #90

my son was raped yesterday.

 

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ArakAtak

Veteran XX

• Sep 19, 2020

• #91

niiice

 

lemon

8====D

Veteran XV

• Sep 19, 2020

• #92

I think you misspelled bad jokes.

 

T-Dawg

Contributor

Veteran XX

• Sep 19, 2020

• #93

You're such a sad little 13 year old girl.

 

lemon

8====D

Veteran XV

• Sep 19, 2020

• #94

no H8 tommy

 

T-Dawg

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Veteran XX

• Sep 20, 2020

• #95

Poop jokes are not my favorite kind of jokes

But they are definitely #2

 

T-Dawg

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Veteran XX

• Sep 22, 2020

• #96

As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said:

"You know, one would have been enough."

 

T-Dawg

Contributor

Veteran XX

• Sep 30, 2020

• #97

Is my wife dissatisfied with my body?

A tiny part of me said yes.

 

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bowl of blood

Contributor

• Sep 30, 2020

• #98

when i came out of the womb and my dad saw my face for the first time he took a ball-peen hammer and violently smashed his penis into a bloody pulp

 

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ArakAtak

Veteran XX

• Oct 1, 2020

• #99

and ended up with a cross peen

 

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Dr Dance

Veteran X

• Oct 1, 2020

• #100

and it's lowtax for the tip- in.