SuicideSnowman
Veteran XV
togo is searching for attention again
Some choice quotes, courtesy Kimmel:
* [Asked by Leno what the best prank he ever pulled was] "The best prank I ever pulled was I told a guy that—five years from now—I'm gonna give you my show. And then when the five years came, I gave it to him, and then I took it back almost instantly."
* [Asked by Leno if he ever orders anything off of the TV] "Like NBC ordered your show off the TV?"
* [Asked by Leno what the record is for number of lap dances he's received in one night] "Strippers, I don't like in general. Because you have this phony relationship with them for money, similar to that of when you and Conan were on The Tonight Show together, passing the torch... you know what I'm saying."
* [Asked by Leno what he hasn't yet hosted, but would like to] "Oh, this is a trick, right? Where you get me to host The Tonight Show and then take it back from me?"
* [Asked why he came on to do the segment] "Listen, Jay, Conan and I have children—all you have to take care of is cars. I mean, we have lives to lead here. You've got $800 million, for God's sakes—leave our shows alone."
Do you people just click on the last page of a thread?
damn jimmy was mean :[]
yet you keep coming back to us losers, we never asked you to come back faggot
Did it make your head hurt to imagine that someone didn't want to read the last 9 pages they missed?
Then yes.