Wise words from the founder of Dubai, Sheikh Rashid...

JuggerNaught said:
Lol....you think "credit" started with credit cards. Who ties your shoes for you or do you use velcro?
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It takes a special kind of dim to take everything so literally. The amount of things that go right over your head is astonishing. There I've even set you up for another one of your special original "jokes".
 
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Obsessed is not a good look, but on you it doesn't really matter because the rest is shitawful anyway, fuck off and stop bothering me. Go and fuck a bonk-eyed cousin or fix some rusty old shit, stuff you're good at.
 
Ham Habledeen Mitchell O Yay Midgicus
Or - as he is known "The Little Poo Man"
Promotes strength through the use of cliche.

"Yes, I start my day with a bowl of cliche. I follow that with a strong cup of cliche. My wife throws me out of the house so she can fuck cowboys and I go to the gym to lift cliches", claims The Little Poo Man.

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The Little Poo Man on the hunt for cliche in Al Bag Sacca Nutsack
 
Here is the only good reason to be a midget



but damn, it's a pretty good reason
fit in those tubes dude
should learn to surf
or kys
 
Mitchdubai said:
Americans will be especially interested in the last paragraph...


"My grandfather rode a camel, my father rode a camel, I ride a Mercedes, my son rides a Land Rover, and my grandson is going to ride a Land Rover…but my great-grandson is going to have to ride a camel again."

Why is that, he was asked? And his reply was, “Hard times create strong men, strong men create easy times. Easy times create weak men, weak men create difficult times. Many will not understand it, but you have to raise warriors, not parasites."

And add to that the historical reality that all great empires...the Persians, the Trojans, the Egyptians, the Greeks, the Romans, and in later years, the British...all rose and perished within 240 years. They were not conquered by external enemies; they rotted from within.

America has now passed that 240 year mark, and the rot is starting to be visible and is accelerating. We are past the Mercedes and Land Rover Years….the camels are on the horizon"
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rome lasted from 700 bc to 1452 ad
 
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