[StarWars] Rogue One - Trailer

Because Donnie Yen is irresistible.

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Oh yes he is...

 
They took father's day already...



Now they gonna take all our action movies too...

Then they will take the presidency...

Then they gonna start opening male castration farms to purge the world of our filthy man germs or whatever... etc...

I believe I also predicted that the next Star Wars movie is gonna be another Death Star one... Yes I did...
 
Another strongly independent female lead and what appears to be another black stormtrooper.

And for the trifecta, an Asian dude who's good at martial arts.

Oh... and another story revolving around a Death Star.

So far so good... what are we still missing?
 
Jar Jar. That's whats missing

But srsly
What's so wrong about having a hero, man, on starwars these days?..

*sighs*

Fine... Take my money Disney...
I will go now and cry in the corner while I'm wearing a burkini
 
Disney is now considering recasting the Han Solo, Boba Fett, and Yoda movies to female leads.

My hope for this film is a Winter Soldier vibe, an espionage thriller where most of the rebels are picked off one by one. Something that certainly hasn't been done in a star wars setting.
 
The Bothans learned that the Emperor was overseeing the construction of the 2nd Death Star, as mentioned in Return of the Jedi. There is no reference to their involvement in stealing the original plans.
 
Can you imagine what our male ancestors would think of us cowering to the feminist movement these days.
 
The plans that they sole were the wrong ones.

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Death Star plans? Already been there done that.

 
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