So...my trip to Vegas is fucking ruined (Thanks Obama)

Mitchdubai

Mitchdubai

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Turns out if you've been to one of a few countries recently, you're not eligible for the ESTA Visa waiver program. These are Iraq, Iran, North Korea.....aaaanndddddd Sudan.

So instead I have to apply for a Visa at the embassy and have an interview. This is just a formality, but because of Covid, backlogs blah blah, the earliest appointment I can get for this is NEXT FUCKING MAY.

Fuck..

There is a cool plot twist though.......for later.
 
But the good news is: I just switched my car insurance to Geiko.

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That's not how ESTA works, that's not how any of this works. Sudan isn't listed as a current sponsor of terror.

ESTA visa applies to persons traveling from 40 listed countries. You fucked it up not by visiting a country on the list, but by visiting a shitty country. You are also coming from a shitty country.

https://www.state.gov/state-sponsors-of-terrorism/
Currently there are four countries designated under these authorities: Cuba, the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (North Korea), Iran, and Syria.
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The unfortunate news for America is you'll probably still be able to use the ESTA program, our TSA will just be further up your shit than usual.

You should be more worried about being a shitty person. You know, getting drunk, belligerent and kicked off a plane. We're cracking down on midxets in the air with jail time and heavy fines.
 
Plasmatic said:
That's not how ESTA works, that's not how any of this works. Sudan isn't listed as a current sponsor of terror.

ESTA visa applies to persons traveling from 40 listed countries. You fucked it up not by visiting a country on the list, but by visiting a shitty country. You are also coming from a shitty country.

https://www.state.gov/state-sponsors-of-terrorism/


The unfortunate news for America is you'll probably still be able to use the ESTA program, our TSA will just be further up your shit than usual.

You should be more worried about being a shitty person. You know, getting drunk, belligerent and kicked off a plane. We're cracking down on midxets in the air with jail time and heavy fines.
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Plaz - help Mitch out here. He's got this all fucked up. I know you have your differences but he is coming here to our country. Set him straight on this.
 
Maybe the cool plot twist is him getting a hysterectomy in order to circumvent his listing on the FAA no fly list.
 
Meanwhile, the wife is doinking some middle manager from Slough who she met during a virtual spin class on Zoom.
 
I already applied for ESTA. It got insta-rejected. Previous 5 times it's been easy. Sudan is still on the exempt list for the VWP.
 
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