Post on my FB to troll
My fellow Americans, today is a great day for our country. Donald J. Trump, a great man, has done the impossible under the most adverse conditions imaginable. Never in political history has a candidate been under such constant attack to this degree by the opposing party, the corrupt mainstream media, the Establishment, and yes, even his own party. Not to mention other regressive elements such as social justice warriors, feminists, and so on.
Any of the other Republican candidates would have withered and died under such an onslaught, but the God Emperor was steadfast and bravely weathered the storm of political correctness, globalism, identity politics, and pure outright lies. He was able to accomplish this magnificent feat not only by his own might and martial power, but also by the strength and support of the people he endured all of this tribulation for, and the country that he has always loved as he has stated many times in the past.
Now that he has triumphed he will work to usher in a new era of prosperity, security, and national pride, all of which have been sorely need as I'm sure you will agree. He will take on any and all threats, both from within and from outside to our nation, and he will forge strong alliances specifically with Russia, a monumental accomplishment if successful and will be something no other President has ever come close to doing.
Now that he smashed the criminally biased and corrupt mainstream media, bloodied the nose of the establishment, given a royal fuck you to political correctness, and shown the people that they do not need to fear the elites, we can reform ourselves as a nation under his grand leadership without worrying about being held back by white guilt, being called racist, sexist, misogynistic, homophobic, transphobic, or any other of these regressive terms made up by the left to control the people and what they think. The People are sick and tired of it and will take no more, which they symbolized by choosing Master Trump as their Champion of America.