bordem compiled with the constant suggestions of exercise, I figure "ok ill go outside today". Dawning sun glasses (so my eyes werent set afire from this thing people call the "sun") and a new pair of tennis shoes I decide to go for a walk.
Our neighborhood isn't totally huge, about 4 major cul-de-sacs and various roads and turns. So I walk about 1/3 of it, which I can still see my house through some trees from across the way I figure "ok I'll go on". After about 30 minutes or so I've covered almost the whole thing and on my way back.
Either I have the worst luck in the world or someone orchestrated this. On the way back, I feel something hit my shoulder. I figure it was a neighbor coming up to say hi, but I look up and I see a couple birds flying over head. Then I feel the dampness on my shoulder...(you get the picture). And as I come back to the one street thats next to mine, I hear a car behind me so I move closer to the edge of the road. Whoever it was, was playing some loud music or whatever and suddenly a fucking empty cup hits me in the head. I dont think whoever it was, was aiming at me as they just drove on but damn...
So I make it back home, total time about 45 minutes or so. I live on a large up hill, so the drudge up the driveway was trying. I think I took about 10 minutes to sit down, cool off and catch my breath. Now I'm dead tired, my legs are fucking killing me and my feet hurt.
Oh and I get to do it all again tommorrow (hopefully minus the bird shit).
Our neighborhood isn't totally huge, about 4 major cul-de-sacs and various roads and turns. So I walk about 1/3 of it, which I can still see my house through some trees from across the way I figure "ok I'll go on". After about 30 minutes or so I've covered almost the whole thing and on my way back.
Either I have the worst luck in the world or someone orchestrated this. On the way back, I feel something hit my shoulder. I figure it was a neighbor coming up to say hi, but I look up and I see a couple birds flying over head. Then I feel the dampness on my shoulder...(you get the picture). And as I come back to the one street thats next to mine, I hear a car behind me so I move closer to the edge of the road. Whoever it was, was playing some loud music or whatever and suddenly a fucking empty cup hits me in the head. I dont think whoever it was, was aiming at me as they just drove on but damn...
So I make it back home, total time about 45 minutes or so. I live on a large up hill, so the drudge up the driveway was trying. I think I took about 10 minutes to sit down, cool off and catch my breath. Now I'm dead tired, my legs are fucking killing me and my feet hurt.
Oh and I get to do it all again tommorrow (hopefully minus the bird shit).
