when did the "post like a 12 year old faggot" thing become cool?

Of all the things I expected to read in this thread, I did not expect to read that giga delivered a baby

Congrats bud
 
stop hijaking fancy's thread giga, you attention whore!

(my wifes due in 4 weeks, that some scary shit!!!)

(guess you didnt keep the cord blood?!)
 
good.....$1500 for an insurance policy you hope to never need is worth it

did she tear right open? I dont think I will be at the receiving end when the time comes, no interest in being scarred for life!
 
nah it was pretty smooth, needed like 1 stitch i think

im surprised the entire thing didnt phase me at all

i mean when everyone had left i cried for a second or two but i think that was just pent up energy and being happy nothing really fucked up happened
 
basically, my wife called the doctor and the doctor determined she was in labor and wanted us to get to the hospital ASAP

as i was getting stuff ready she asked me to call 911 because she felt the descent

cops showed up 3 mins later and he was asking my wife questions and i was essentially answering them by opening her legs. at that point the baby crowned and i helped her out.

then the paramedics showed up and took care of the rest while i went to find the cameras.
 
crazy story

and she was early too, but its your second so thats more likely to occur from what I understand....

good thing cy arrived to grace us with his inbred dumb fuck speak.
 
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