What are the evolutionary benifits of slanty eyes?

[Rancher Dan]

So, who the hell is praying mantis girl anyway?

 

[mums]

warmth

 

[Skeletor666]

Holy shit is her mouth big enough for the man meat?

 

[Glare]

Holy shit is her mouth big enough for the man meat?

yours at any rate..

 

[gofishgrrl.]

Since all azns have the innate ability to play piano, having the small and slanty eyes allows them to read one line of music at a time, eliminating any confusion there would have been with the other lines, had they been born with non-slanty eyes.

 

[Anvil]

here are answers to scary girl:

http://www.director-file.com/cunningham/531.html

 

[Rancher Dan]

Thanks for the info.

Thank God it was computer enhancement. I was going numb trying to imagine the extent of plastic surgery it would take to fix all that.

 

[Code4]

here are answers to scary girl:

http://www.director-file.com/cunningham/531.html

now that that's cleared up back to the blue penis thing

 

[^Vu|tuRe^]

yeah...i would think by now someone on TW would come up with a pic of this blue penis you speak of...

 

[Reno]

:bump: for blue penii

 

[Edofnor]

Aerodynamics.

 

[^Vu|tuRe^]

:bump:

 

[^Vu|tuRe^]

im beginning to think the blue penis thing is a fraud!

 

[JuggerNaught]

evolution based on low light/high light regions?

so then why dont middle eastern individuals have slanty eyes?

 

[Reno]

so then why dont middle eastern individuals have slanty eyes?

they're dirty enough that it covers their eyes enough.

 

[Automatic Jack]

I don't know, but I am feeling a genetic imerative right about now...

 

[Doaln]

:bump: we still have no info on this blue p

 

[Hedge]

They prolly ment blue balls, just like I have right now.

brb

 

[El Mariachi]

This is not a blue penis.

 

[Hedge]

That's an alien