TW gets to laugh at me: I do $200K of fuckup.

[Rancher Dan]

Not that this explains everything, but you did end up gay. I'd imagine that screwed with her self esteem a significant amount. This is her revenge.

As it turned out, she was having sex with women before during and after we were married.

 

[JoMo]

As it turned out, she was having sex with women before during and after we were married.

LOL!!!

Two gays of opposite sex get married

 

[Ascoe]

I didn't divorce her because I could still by doing things for her like keep her on my health insurance plan

WHAAAT

you could still by doing things

 

[BeLiaL]

I guess I just don't see how one day you can decide you don't like girls anymore and want a fucking dick up your ass

 

[SuicideSnowman]

This is all starting to come together now. She was the butch lesbian type that a gay guy would be attracted to. You were the faggy guy that a lesbian would be attracted to.

 

[Rancher Dan]

Still in AZ?
Let me know, I'll kill her for like $1500.

God I'd have your butt babies in a second... if you were gay and the bf wasn't the violently jealous type.

 

[filsinger]

Did you ever get an offer to appear on Jerry Springer?

 

[WarBuddha]

 

[Skibbi9]

This is all starting to come together now. She was the butch lesbian type that a gay guy would be attracted to. You were the faggy guy that a lesbian would be attracted to.

he did like fucking her in the ass

 

[SuicideSnowman]

Are you sure it wasn't the other way around?

 

[JohnnyX]

buttpussies

 

[Rancher Dan]

Did you ever get an offer to appear on Jerry Springer?

Do they pay $200K per appearance? I'd be willing to take a lawn chair and cooler full of Bud Light across the head to fix this.

 

[Pagy]

Cliffs: When I split with the wife a couple of years ago I didn't divorce her because I could still [take care of her] by doing things for her like keep her on my health insurance plan. She asked if she could expand her house by a room so her infirm mother could move in. I agree to $70K.

The bills just started rolling in and it's at $200K and counting. Last week I was bitching at the bf about him wanting $300 of trees for our house. Fuck do I feel like total fucking retard. I can't believe I trusted her.

holy shit you're retarded

 

[MaxxCarnage]

God I'd have your butt babies in a second... if you were gay and the bf wasn't the violently jealous type.

 

[Rancher Dan]

This is all starting to come together now. She was the butch lesbian type that a gay guy would be attracted to. You were the faggy guy that a lesbian would be attracted to.

Not even close. I'm about as straight acting as they come. I have no gaydar at all either.

 

[Ender]

lol I remember your fencing threads before you came out.

we all called it.

fencers are usually gay.

 

[Bezel]

Troll

 

[hyung]

wait rancher dan is gay?

i am out of the loop fuck

 

[p0ng!]

what

the

fuck

 

[0wN5]

ofn guys. This happened like a year ago. Hi Dan.