Because it's you, I'll play along:
I have a Diamond back single speed with big downhill pedals that I commute on.
Marin Team Titanium with mostly XTR that I run around this mountain.
Leftovers:
Masi Gran Criterium with Campagnolo Record/super record
Landshark Tange Prestige with Shimano Durace, except for Mavic pedals (we were sponsored and the French suits wouldn't budge. Whatever.)
Mercian special with Reynolds 753 track tubing ( they didn't normally do this for roadies but I didn't weigh much) Mavic wheels, DT spokes. . this is the one they took down and rebuilt every day during Paris-Nice.
Fun anecdote: when we were sponsored by Look, we had to wear Look shoes, and they didn't fit my feet right, and I couldn't get used to them. Lake was a shoe manufacturer that I really liked, and the rep told me all I had to do was replace labels. Fastforward: I'm sitting on the couch in Allestree trying to hand sew Look Labels on my Lake shoes, and the girl that my teammate is making it with gets irritated and is like "GIVE me those!," and she finishes doing it for me.