The tipping thread to end all tipping threads

If you guys could go ahead and start tipping EMTs and Paramedics that would be great.

.15% of your total worth factored against the seriousness of your ailment, ridiculous factors (your fat ass, or your 5th story apartment with no elevator), inappropriateness of your timing or behavior


would be about right

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This doesn't have:

Hookers
Drug Dealers
Get-away Drivers
Lookouts
Mob Boss

PLEASE TELL US WHAT TO TIP HERE
 
Teratos said:
Tipping According to Teratos:

  1. Start at 10%
  2. +5% if waitress; -5% if waiter
  3. +5% if waitress is attractive; -5% if waitress is not attractive
  4. +5% if attractive waitress is flirty; -5% if attractive waitress is not flirty
  5. +5% for great service; -5% for poor service
  6. -5% because it's the right thing to do
  7. For free dessert consider doubling tip up to cost of dessert or 45% max

Someone turn this into a flowchart.
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coombz said:
the tipping post to end all tipping threads:

tipping at a decent restaurant is normal civilized behavior

everyone else can FUCK OFF
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welcome to europe.

gotta say i have tipped a lot of different people though.. like i mostly tip my 'local drug dealer' who drives all the way to my place to come and bring me whatever i want.. so that's for the effort haha..
 
Or in the rest of the world where a decent minimum wage is paid ... nothing.

So simple.
 
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Hmm, I'll keep searching for an answer
 
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that casino tipping etiquette section i have to say you're full of shit on, bew

unless you're winning of course.. but to simply tip 'per session' :huh:

and to tip a slot repairmen for fixing a machine that shouldn't have had problems to begin with? :huh:

sorry but i will never ever tip within the doors of a casino, unless i'm up and comped big time
 
Kiint said:
Or in the rest of the world where a decent minimum wage is paid ... nothing.

So simple.
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most european countries/canada/Japan have min wages of about $8-$10/hour. The US has a min wage of $7.25/hr (some states have higher ones).

Doesn't seem that different...

In some states, waiters/waitresses can be paid less than minimum wage if they are assumed to make a lot from tips. However, if their total income is less than min wage, their employer is required to supplement it to at least min wage. So no one is paid less than min wage.

Though its true that Australia has a relatively high minimum wage
 
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