I love telemarketers. Really, I do. They're so amusing. I usually find some new and exciting way of messing with them when they call. One time I old a long distance TM that I don't make long distance phone calls, I just communicate telepathically. One old woman trying to sell me siding was bugged about the electrical conductance of their siding. Some black woman from Pitney Bose thinks where I work sells sex toys.
So anyway, I just got a call from AT&T about my long distance service. We're on an unlimited long distance plan, we pay I think it's $40 a month, unlimited long distance. I was feeling particularly witty today, so I told her "Yea, I'm not in the mood to mess with you". She continued her sales pitch. I asked her if she heard what I just said. She responded "Yup! I just want to make sure you're getting the best price for your long distance." I responded again that I was not interested in AT&T as a long distance provider. She contined her sales pitch. At this point, I interrupted her and said it was awfully nice of AT&T to employ the mentally retarded, but I still wasn't interested. The moron continued her sales pitch. I sat incredulous for a minute, and asked her if she was blonde. "Why yes, sir. How could you tell?" I told her "Because I've insulted you several times and you're still trying to sell me something I've told you I'm not interested in."
Dumb blonde. I think I'm going to go up to Radio Shack and pick up something so I can record this shit.
CLIFF NOTES:
Got call from AT&T
Insulted the operator several times
She didn't give up
Going to go to Radio Shack and pick up a recorder for next time.
So anyway, I just got a call from AT&T about my long distance service. We're on an unlimited long distance plan, we pay I think it's $40 a month, unlimited long distance. I was feeling particularly witty today, so I told her "Yea, I'm not in the mood to mess with you". She continued her sales pitch. I asked her if she heard what I just said. She responded "Yup! I just want to make sure you're getting the best price for your long distance." I responded again that I was not interested in AT&T as a long distance provider. She contined her sales pitch. At this point, I interrupted her and said it was awfully nice of AT&T to employ the mentally retarded, but I still wasn't interested. The moron continued her sales pitch. I sat incredulous for a minute, and asked her if she was blonde. "Why yes, sir. How could you tell?" I told her "Because I've insulted you several times and you're still trying to sell me something I've told you I'm not interested in."
Dumb blonde. I think I'm going to go up to Radio Shack and pick up something so I can record this shit.
CLIFF NOTES:
Got call from AT&T
Insulted the operator several times
She didn't give up
Going to go to Radio Shack and pick up a recorder for next time.