So I just woke up with a swollen left eye.

eva00 · Dec 27, 2003

you have herpes.......... type 1

*StarFish* · Dec 27, 2003

Go to the doctor or you will die.

|zVx|Teflon · Dec 27, 2003

you look like crap even without the swollen eye.

you also have aids.
go kill yourself.

OpticNerve_ · Dec 27, 2003

|zVx|Teflon said:
you look like crap even without the swollen eye.

you also have aids.
go kill yourself.

ok member

aNimAL · Dec 27, 2003

Maybe It's Your Optic Nerve!!!!!!!!! Rofl

Scurvy With Fries · Dec 27, 2003

hey
can some1 else make an optic nerve joke?

-thanks in advance

aNimAL · Dec 27, 2003

(sarcasm, hee)

Ryoken · Dec 27, 2003

At least you didn't wake up with a sore and swollen brown eye!

bahahaha :-|

OpticNerve_ · Dec 27, 2003

no soup for you

DRAMA · Dec 27, 2003

8==D~~ X_o?

Razer · Dec 27, 2003

Bug bite?

One time a mosquito bit my eyelid while I was sleeping. It swelled almost shut, and looked awful for a day or two. Fuck nature.

Ixiterra · Dec 27, 2003

It was probably a spider bite as a few others have said. Happened to me once when I was like 9 years old.

OpticNerve_ · Dec 27, 2003

Doesnt really hurt not or anything, was just a bit redish, and it feels like its not there at all.

|zVx|Teflon · Dec 27, 2003

better gouge it out with a shard of glass to be on the safe side.

Maraxus · Dec 27, 2003

fatalerror said:
see if your jacket is still there....

nice