So I just woke up with a swollen left eye.

OpticNerve_

Veteran X
And i have no clue as to why. I'm not alergic to anything nor did i get the crap beaten out of me last night. How can I get rid of this, its freagin' annoying and i look like crap. Halp TW Doctors. :(
 
OpticNerve_ said:
And i have no clue as to why. I'm not alergic to anything nor did i get the crap beaten out of me last night. How can I get rid of this, its freagin' annoying and i look like crap. Halp TW Doctors. :(


Sinus problems maybe
 
don't lie you fucking vet, you know damn well you got the shit beaten out of you last night and you're trying to cover for it


fucking lying ass piece of shit
 
one day when i was in middle school the japanese exchange student came in wearing an eye patch because a spider bit his eyelid while he slept.
 
DrJacabo said:
one day when i was in middle school the japanese exchange student came in wearing an eye patch because a spider bit his eyelid while he slept.

Did he gain superpowers?
 
Pink Eye, maybe.

Did you check for junk in your eye? Eyelash or something else?

Or think of it this way: It is better than waking with a condom in your ass
 
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