so i have 2 girls living with me now...[pics]
- Thread starter Virtuosity
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my guess is that a lot of people don't have real wives, and the ones that do are fat nerds and ugly fat women tossing in the towel on ever tricking someone attractive into being with them and just signing up for a fatty out of convenience
neither is hot, but you should be banging them both so it's still win
if you dont you're not a man
if you dont you're not a man
Two trailer park girls go round the outside;
round the outside, round the outside
Two manatee girls swim round the outside;
round the outside, round the outside
Guess who’s fat
Fat as fuck
Whale ass fat
What the fuck
Guess who’s fat – Jazzy’s fat – Brittany’s fat – fucking fat – trailer trash – fat fat fat –o my fat - sup with dat?
My name is ViRtuOsity
So, I created a monster see?
I can’t escape the mistake I baked,
Bitches eat it up like cake.
Triple-wide asses in a double-wide abode,
I’d like to drop a deuce but they plugged up the commode,
I am fucking starving
Give me back my food
Pardon me but would it be too rude to say
Gimme back my twinkie
This shit is rinky dinky
I just wanted stank upon my winky
Now my trailer is all stinky.
Shut the doors, run away, guess who’s back, here to stay
Guess who’s fat – Jazzy’s fat – Brittany’s fat – fucking fat – trailer trash – fat fat fat – manatee fat - sup with dat?
Man,
They lay around on my floor
Jump my ass when I come through the door
Grab my grocery sack.
Hey bitch – give that shit back!
Lay on their back
Eat all my shit then wanna snack
Doritos, burritos, count chocula, cholupa
Ding-dong, ho-ho, gyro and pizza
Hey, where the fuck is my goldfish nelly?
Jesus fatty back off that jelly!
Guess who’s fat – Jazzy’s fat – Brittany’s fat – fucking fat – trailer trash – fat fat fat – manatee fat - sup with dat?
So, I went to my friends at TribalWar
Gonna brag about my two new whores
Show them some pics
Brag about my dick
Problem was it made everyone sick!
WTF
Got my ass ripped instead ---
Who the fuck cares what they do in bed
They belong in a zoo
Can’t you see that Fred?
Throw them out!
I swear that one has a snout.
Spackle up that ass with grout
Keep the roaches from crawling out.
Jesus Christ what’s that smell?
Your pussy? What the hell?
Spray some right guard on that shit
Then rub some speed stick around on it
Bust out the febreeze
Your fat ass gash is making me wheeze
Shut the doors, run away, guess who’s back, here to stay
Guess who’s fat – Jazzy’s fat – Brittany’s fat – fucking fat – trailer trash – fat fat fat – manatee fat - sup with dat?
round the outside, round the outside
Two manatee girls swim round the outside;
round the outside, round the outside
Guess who’s fat
Fat as fuck
Whale ass fat
What the fuck
Guess who’s fat – Jazzy’s fat – Brittany’s fat – fucking fat – trailer trash – fat fat fat –o my fat - sup with dat?
My name is ViRtuOsity
So, I created a monster see?
I can’t escape the mistake I baked,
Bitches eat it up like cake.
Triple-wide asses in a double-wide abode,
I’d like to drop a deuce but they plugged up the commode,
I am fucking starving
Give me back my food
Pardon me but would it be too rude to say
Gimme back my twinkie
This shit is rinky dinky
I just wanted stank upon my winky
Now my trailer is all stinky.
Shut the doors, run away, guess who’s back, here to stay
Guess who’s fat – Jazzy’s fat – Brittany’s fat – fucking fat – trailer trash – fat fat fat – manatee fat - sup with dat?
Man,
They lay around on my floor
Jump my ass when I come through the door
Grab my grocery sack.
Hey bitch – give that shit back!
Lay on their back
Eat all my shit then wanna snack
Doritos, burritos, count chocula, cholupa
Ding-dong, ho-ho, gyro and pizza
Hey, where the fuck is my goldfish nelly?
Jesus fatty back off that jelly!
Guess who’s fat – Jazzy’s fat – Brittany’s fat – fucking fat – trailer trash – fat fat fat – manatee fat - sup with dat?
So, I went to my friends at TribalWar
Gonna brag about my two new whores
Show them some pics
Brag about my dick
Problem was it made everyone sick!
WTF
Got my ass ripped instead ---
Who the fuck cares what they do in bed
They belong in a zoo
Can’t you see that Fred?
Throw them out!
I swear that one has a snout.
Spackle up that ass with grout
Keep the roaches from crawling out.
Jesus Christ what’s that smell?
Your pussy? What the hell?
Spray some right guard on that shit
Then rub some speed stick around on it
Bust out the febreeze
Your fat ass gash is making me wheeze
Shut the doors, run away, guess who’s back, here to stay
Guess who’s fat – Jazzy’s fat – Brittany’s fat – fucking fat – trailer trash – fat fat fat – manatee fat - sup with dat?
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so did virtuosity ever make any further posts in it?
[15:02] <kevork1an> [14:59] <kevork1an> hey virt
[15:02] <kevork1an> [14:59] <kevork1an> u
[15:02] <kevork1an> [15:00] <Virtuosity> what
[15:02] <kevork1an> [15:00] <kevork1an> u gonna post in that thread ever?
[15:02] <kevork1an> [15:00] * Virtuosity is now known as CSR-Virtuosity
[15:02] <kevork1an> [15:00] <CSR-Virtuosity> why?
[15:02] <kevork1an> [15:00] <CSR-Virtuosity> theres no point in i
[15:02] <kevork1an> [15:00] <CSR-Virtuosity> t
[15:02] <kevork1an> [15:00] <kevork1an> just curious. It's a good thread
[15:02] <kevork1an> [15:00] <CSR-Virtuosity> no it aint
[15:05] <kevork1an> [15:03] <CSR-Virtuosity> they thought it was funny
[15:05] <kevork1an> [15:03] <kevork1an> even the one that looks like a manatee?
[15:05] <kevork1an> [15:03] <CSR-Virtuosity> she doesnt look like a manatee and thats my fiance
[15:05] <valcom> hahaha
[15:02] <kevork1an> [14:59] <kevork1an> u
[15:02] <kevork1an> [15:00] <Virtuosity> what
[15:02] <kevork1an> [15:00] <kevork1an> u gonna post in that thread ever?
[15:02] <kevork1an> [15:00] * Virtuosity is now known as CSR-Virtuosity
[15:02] <kevork1an> [15:00] <CSR-Virtuosity> why?
[15:02] <kevork1an> [15:00] <CSR-Virtuosity> theres no point in i
[15:02] <kevork1an> [15:00] <CSR-Virtuosity> t
[15:02] <kevork1an> [15:00] <kevork1an> just curious. It's a good thread
[15:02] <kevork1an> [15:00] <CSR-Virtuosity> no it aint
[15:05] <kevork1an> [15:03] <CSR-Virtuosity> they thought it was funny
[15:05] <kevork1an> [15:03] <kevork1an> even the one that looks like a manatee?
[15:05] <kevork1an> [15:03] <CSR-Virtuosity> she doesnt look like a manatee and thats my fiance
[15:05] <valcom> hahaha