sex tips 101

Women love it when you tie your soiled jockies around their mouth like a bridle and ride them from behind while slapping their ass and shouting "Mechanical Bull!"
 
Tell them how nice it is that the lube soothes the itching of the rash you can't seem to get rid of
 
tip #1

make joodher duck tape her balls up so when u pound it urs dont hit hers and cause both pain

You're kind of an asshole (don't get me wrong, that's part of why we're friends), but don't you think she's attractive? She's really weird and kind of a bitch, but I think she's really pretty.
 
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