sex tips 101

[narmF]

suck the ear lobe guyz

damn she gets worked up fast

Spoiler

but don't

 

[Mitchdubai]

Does anyone need a pity bump?

 

[Federere]

Tap/Slap her nape a couple of times (back of the neck) as you're making it out. Works every time

 

[Brasstax]

Get a Benjamin Ring tatted around the base of your dick.

 

[Hive_Tyrant]

Pull her armpit hair. Bitches love their hair pulled.

 

[WarBuddha]

spray champaigne on her tits

 

[T-Dawg]

Give her a pearl necklace at least once a week. Bitches love pearl necklaces.

 

[Vlasic]

Donkey punch the bitch

Bitches love donkeypunches.

 

[Amadeus]

Are you dating a ferengi?

 

[coombz]

put a towel down first if you're having sex on the couch, bitches get mad turned on by a guy with stain awareness

 

[Brasstax]

Yank on her clit and spank her tits.

 

[T-Dawg]

If you want to make her feel more like a woman, make sure there is laundry to be washed and ironing to do after coitus. She can reciprocate by making you a sandwich.

 

[Brasstax]

Tell her what a little slut she is and then tell her friends too.

 

[Mangle-Me-Elmo]

funnystuff

 

[T-Dawg]

Ladies, if you want to really please your man, order the small dinner salad when dining out.

 

[spockhammer]

ever since i triggered spontaneous seizure-like orgasm in some long term girlfriend i had long ago by licking the armpit i try it with new spouse etc at least couple of time

 

[mjoe]

how many new spouses do you have

 

[spockhammer]

i will colloquialize ur shitty autist terms in my shit posts u language classist idgaf

 

[narmF]

Pull her armpit hair. Bitches love their hair pulled.

armpit hair though? should my bae be growing it out for the sole purpose of being pulled?

 

[Mr Jimmy Pop]

buy her things like mops and brooms, bitches love cleaning