BeavisNuke
Contributor
that is fucked up you blonde-haired germanic-looking motherfucker
July 26, 1996(?)
Dear Diary,
Today was an okay day. Sam came over and we built with legos. We made some awesome stuff! My family and I went on a hike up Teton Canyon at 2:30 and we just got back. It was a okay hike. Right now we're about to go over to the Mollers for a quick barb-e-que. I'm going to play "Chex QUEST" on their computer since it's only for Windows 95. Well, gotta run, see ya!
October 31, 1997
Dear diary,
FUCK YO! The stupid ass. Insted of trick-or-treating with me, shes going to a 6th grade only party. I asked why she was going to the party and not going trick-or-treating with me and she said "I don't know"! Fuck her! And to top it off I asked Kyle if he wanted to go trick-or-treating with me, but he's going with Matt. Fuck everyone!
October 31, 1997
Dear diary,
FUCK YO! The stupid ass. Insted of trick-or-treating with me, shes going to a 6th grade only party. I asked why she was going to the party and not going trick-or-treating with me and she said "I don't know"! Fuck her! And to top it off I asked Kyle if he wanted to go trick-or-treating with me, but he's going with Matt. Fuck everyone!
MST3K-rules said:
May 5 1991
Dear Jernal,
Amanda Standish give me a mean blowejob after the play 2day! After sckool me and Scott R were hangeng arownd at the monkey barz and some faggot waz all like walking tuward us so Scott R was all "hey FUCKER " then he beet the hell out of him and we ran in the woods and smoked a bowle. i dont now how i feel abowt beeting up the faggot cuz he didnt do any thing to us but its OK the mad 420 seshin made me feel bettar abowt it. cya tomorow.