I just poured orange juice into my cereal

[Lexicon]

 

[Le Sean]

next time try egg yolk

 

[samuelk]

No, it really doesn't.

Just like the claim that milk does last 1-2 weeks past the expiration date, your claim that it doesn't is a sweeping generalization that's not always accurate.

Sometimes, milk will last 1-2 weeks past the expiration date, and can actually last much longer.

The expiration date isn't an exact science; it's just an estimation. But there are a lot of factors that can affect how long milk stays fresh: How long the container has been exposed to non-refrigerated conditions, how long the container was sealed in the fridge before it was opened, etc.

So you're wrong.

 

[Morganstern]

Next time try wine from 1985.................

 

[GotMans]

it seems my milk turns to chunks between 2 and 3 weeks past expiration...

i usually still drink milk 1-3 days after expiration, but i draw the line at 3

 

[Archimedes]

I believe you poured orange juice onto your cereal sir Funky.

 

[[apoc]]

my milk expires in 2 days and i still have almost half a gallon

Make pudding.

 

[BugsPray]

I've wondered what water+cereal would taste like, but I never tried it because all I've had at the time was warm tap water and I figured that wouldn't be good. I guess I could put a glass of water in the fridge, then when I run out of milk I can just use that.

If you're planning on running out of milk, why not just go buy more milk?

 

[LoH]

I remember times when the milk ran out for my cereal and I would sit their pondering what form of liquid I should try on my cereal...

Dark beer, obviously. Two meals in one... or so I've been told. I don't eat cereal that much anymore.

 

[Feannag]

my milk expires in 2 days and i still have almost half a gallon

It's still good another 3 - 4 days after expiration. But I can tell you the real indicator when milk is starting to go bad.

Spoiler

It tastes very faintly like strawberries.

Seriously, no lie.

 

[JustinCase]

I've used powdered milk on cereal before

 

[JodoFett]

I once used Grape KoolAid in corn flakes. It was also unsuccessful.

 

[Monkey_b]

milk lasts 1-2 weeks after the date on the jug
pussy

i'm not one to toss things the second they 'expire' but two weeks seems a bit excessive

when it comes to milk i smell it and then decide, if it smells a little off its ok, if it truly smells funky i toss it

during the summer sometimes that point is reached before the actual expiration date, but in general milk lasts at least two to three days after the official expiration date

 

[SpenZ0r]

i put pepsi in my frosted flakes once.

it kind of turned into syrup, but was delicious.


recommend.

 

[dionysus]

I tried this with water once and almost threw up.

 

[Goshin]

my milk stays there for up to 14 days

usually i toss it around 10

but sometimes its ok for 14

 

[Viggy]

I've wondered what water+cereal would taste like, but I never tried it because all I've had at the time was warm tap water and I figured that wouldn't be good. I guess I could put a glass of water in the fridge, then when I run out of milk I can just use that.

I fucking despise milk, but I started eating cereal again recently, so I tried water for a bit. Gives it the appropriate hydration (durrr) but makes it soggy significantly quicker.

I just eat cereal dry now, with lots of blueberries for moisture (and blueberriness).

 

[RNJBOND]

Gummy worms + Mountain Dew = best cereal ever!

And after the expiration date, assuming the milk goes from grocery store into your fridge in an hour's period, the milk starts smelling bad. Don't drink it.

 

[motoxbudd]

milk can last for years. dont know wtf yall talkin about. yall a bunch o fookin pussies.

-moto

 

[Whoohoox8]

i did something like that

http://www.tribalwar.com/forums/showthread.php?t=451758