HION - I let her slob my nob

GreasyBoy said:
I think you are confused. Jerking off to pictures on the internet of 102 lb women, and actually having RL physical sex with one are two completely different things.
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:signed:
And it's not as good as you think... the pornstar sized chicks are hard to enjoy when you're 6'+, their too short for doggy, it's too hard to get it all in missionary, the only way that works is them on top, and that's usually impalement (probably not a problem for most of you chaps).
I imagine Tribalwar to be just like a couple guys I work with... never get laid because they are holding out for the 'hot' ones... that NEVER talk to them.
 
MaxxCarnage said:
:signed:
And it's not as good as you think... the pornstar sized chicks are hard to enjoy when you're 6'+, their too short for doggy, it's too hard to get it all in missionary, the only way that works is them on top, and that's usually impalement (probably not a problem for most of you chaps).
I imagine Tribalwar to be just like a couple guys I work with... never get laid because they are holding out for the 'hot' ones... that NEVER talk to them.
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You're doing it wrong
 
GreasyBoy said:
I think you are confused. Jerking off to pictures on the internet of 102 lb women, and actually having RL physical sex with one are two completely different things.
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lmao

you pathetic nerdvirgins never cease to amaze

I mean rofl

are you seriously trying to justify the fact you can't fuck hot girls by saying this

seriously



<Obibun> some retard actually said that
<Noumenon> yeah
<Noumenon> hes been saving that one up for awhile
<Noumenon> i can tell
<teratos> No
<teratos> they are exactly the same
<Noumenon> its got so much nerd venom in it
 
In before HOF. Epic thread.

I actually read this when it was just 3 pages, but it didn't seem like worth it back then :lol:
 
Obibun said:
lmao

you pathetic nerdvirgins never cease to amaze

I mean rofl

are you seriously trying to justify the fact you can't fuck hot girls by saying this

seriously
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Alright, Brosauce, what about my post? If you've fucked anything remotely close to what you claim, you know WTF I'm talking about. Unless you're 5'4, which is HIGHLY likely. No pun intended.
 
MaxxCarnage said:
Alright, Brosauce, what about my post? If you've fucked anything remotely close to what you claim, you know WTF I'm talking about. Unless you're 5'4, which is HIGHLY likely. No pun intended.
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which post are you referring to

I tried to decipher the one on this page but it was pretty illiterate

spell it out in layman's "not trying to sound cool" terms please

are you trying to say that fucking gorgeous girls isn't as good as you think

because you're a pretty big retard if that was what you're trying to say
 
like what the fuck is "pornstar sized chicks"

can someone define all of Maxx's vague and meaningless terms for me

thanks
 
Obibun said:
like what the fuck is "pornstar sized chicks"

can someone define all of Maxx's vague and meaningless terms for me

thanks
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Porn stars are generally 5'3 and shorter, they are TINY (makes their tits, and the dude's dicks look bigger I guess). I know, you're used to 6'7" Amazonian super models, I'm sure that's different. Not hard to fit it all in there.
 
MaxxCarnage said:
Porn stars are generally 5'3 and shorter, they are TINY (makes their tits, and the dude's dicks look bigger I guess). I know, you're used to 6'7" Amazonian super models, I'm sure that's different. Not hard to fit it all in there.
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:lol:

sure I'll agree that fucking girls who are 5'3 and shorter can be a bit difficult

did you really need to post an essay to get that point across

?

like that's hardly a big revelation dude
 
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