[Halp] Roommate has IBS.

[Stilgar]

hang around me after i eat a gyro. you'll be wretching in your shoes

Good God, man - have you no shame?
Candles, ac, and now high Heaven stink?

 

[ThisIsNotMyName]

hang around me after i eat a gyro. you'll be wretching in your shoes

this made me laugh... mostly b/c i totally believe it

 

[Patton]

hit that bitch with some oust and move on

edit: fuck you gort

 

[vawlk]

I dont know why people just cant watch what they fucking eat. People are like " Yeah when I eat a bag of trash from the dump I shit on myself!" People dont understand its just from cramming shitty food down their mouths for months at a time.

I watch what I eat and I'm right as rain.

I like to eat junk, tastes good. I don't mind if my farts smell afterward because of it.

 

[NoGodForMe]

When my ho comes to bed, she burps, farts and it's gross. A complete turn off. I roll to my side of the bed and go to sleep.

She never did this before. And it's only when she gets into the bed.

 

[vawlk]

because she doesn't want you all wanting to play and stuffs.

 

[FlAmE]

When my ho comes to bed, she burps, farts and it's gross. A complete turn off. I roll to my side of the bed and go to sleep.

She never did this before. And it's only when she gets into the bed.

 

[vawlk]

i'd burp and fart if I knew you were about to roll over on me and try to get some action.

Do you have bluejean sheets?

 

[Emissary]

@ NGFM and replies

I take

for IBS

Like most say, stay away from dairy, spicy/greasy food

 

[MacGyver]

I've had IBS since I was a kid, I remember this time in grade 6 when I had a greasy fart beside this hot girl in my class and I blamed it on the pakie in front of her

 

[Madend]

I, for one, had never heard of IBS before today

nor do i expect to hear about it again any time soon

 

[Detox.enD]

BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS

i may be the only one, but i 'd pretty hard.

 

[FalseMyrmidon]

I wish i had an Ice Barbed Spear.

 

[JuggerNaught]

Good God, man - have you no shame?
Candles, ac, and now high Heaven stink?

Hell no im not ashamed of these farts. Im not talking the minor farts you may get when you drink your ensure. I'm talking about nosehair burning, wallpaper peeling farts that make dogs run from the room and wives/gf's throw up in their mouths just a little


Farts to be proud of
American Farts.