[BItchDubai] British tourist arrested after being gang raped in Dubai

[easilyodd]

Mitch is mad 'cuz he had to sit at the back of the rape train.

 

[Rulide]

Mitch is mad cause he had to fuck up his wife and kids life in order to bring home a reasonable paycheque.

 

[Pagy]

Mitch is mad 'cuz he had to sit at the back of the rape train.

sloppy 42nds

 

[Data]

Dubai is a shithole. Mitch is a retard and his wife is a fat hog.

Yeah pretty much all of this.

 

[Mitchdubai]

I fly through Mitch's country regularly, it's so fucked its not funny. You'd have to be a massive fuckup to choose to live there if you're not a Muslim. Not even trolling Mitch here, it's just a fact.

3 hotels out of 500 in Dubai don't serve alcohol. How much of a badly organised asshat do you need to be to end up in one when many of the other 497 are the best hotels a Bumfuck resident will ever stay in?

 

[absent]

You guys remember that time when Midge didn't know the difference between utopia and eutopia? What a dummy

 

[Rulide]

Pretty sure his fat hog wife is leaving him for a towel head logistics manager.

 

[Rulide]

You guys remember that time when Midge didn't know the difference between utopia and eutopia? What a dummy

Expat logistics middle managers aren't renowned for their intelligence.

 

[EyeZ]

MitchDubai used Daily Mail!

It's not very effective...

 

[DocHolliday]

I wouldn't put my family in that situation in a million years. Selfish.

 

[KittyCat]

So Mitch ignored this entirely and deflected rambling about the usa sucking.

 

[Lord Elessar]

it's ok to rape British women since the US kills black people.

Good logic.

 

[Captain Tele]

Today on TW animal kingdom

We get to watch Mitch make the Denny's Waitress argument

My wife is not that ugly........

She was the hottest waitress at the place

But that place is unfortunately called Denny's

#winning

 

[Captain Tele]

Dubai is a shithole. Mitch is a retard and his wife is a fat hog.

All true

but she isn't the fattest hog

there has been a hog fatter somewhere in history

[dailymail link]

 

[Captain Tele]

Here we go, reliable old Wikipedia. Just 156 people who, if Trump had been in power, would probably be dead. Oh hey, absent, buncha coloured dudes up in here.

List of exonerated death row inmates - Wikipedia

not sure why your death penalty argument so amusing to me

Capital punishment in the United Arab Emirates

Under Emirati law, multiple crimes carry the death penalty, and the sole method of execution is firing squad.

and the sole method of execution is firing squad.

when your country still uses firing squads to carry them out

Current law allows the death penalty for apostasy from Islam

In 1995, Sarah Balabagan, a Filipino worker, caught the attention of many people living in the UAE. She was reported to have murdered her employer in his Al Ain house, although she has always maintained that she only killed him in self-defence after he tried to rape her.[1]

On May 20, 2015, Jennife Dalquez, from General Santos City, Philippines, was sentenced to death by an Al Ain court for killing her employer on December 7, 2014. She claimed to have stabbed her Emirati employer in self-defence because he attempted to rape her. She will launch an appeal against her sentence with the help of the Philippine embassy.

LMAO

These women should visit your firing squad for being raped

and for trying to stop the rapist

Hopefully your sand nog gubmt has enough bullets

 

[Feannag]

What sort of shitty laws do these inbred goat fuckers come up with? the rape-e is guilty of ultra marital sex so fuck them and not their rapers.

Also under Sharia law...

- A Muslim man is allowed to rape a non-Muslim woman. In fact it is encouraged because that turns them Muslim.

- A Muslim woman who is raped by any man but her husband is considered guilty of adultery, and usually carries a death penalty.

Also Mitch says only 3 of 500 hotels don't serve booze? Sharia law alcohol is forbidden. Getting caught with it carries severe penalties, and getting caught selling it usually carries the death penalty. Sounds like that city is a little lax on the Sharia law...

 

[TheVoiceOfReason]

Sounds like that city is a little lax on the Sharia law...

That's okay, Abu Dhabi holds true.

 

[phaytal]

sloppy 42nds

Pagy sucks, but this made me

 

[cogzinofa]

Oh hi. The British press is well known for it's accurate reporting of stuff in Dubai. For some reason they fucking hate the place, probably because the sun shines.

Anyway, that aside, Americant's getting excited about this shit when you have hundreds of people on death row who will now probably die much quicker (Thanks, Trump) when many of them are clearly innocent, is fucking hilarious. For "hilarious" read "frightening".

Ah but hang on, turns out when you really dig into the details of these people who have been afforded terrible justice, they're mostly black fellas. And the woman screaming rape is white. No further questions, Donald Sir.

Here's just one, bet I can find more of these than anyone can find drunk tourist crying rape stories. Not that that makes any of this shit right.

Is California preparing to execute an innocent man? Inmate who 'murdered a mother, father and two children, 10,' is set to face lethal injection - even though five judges say he didn't do it | Daily Mail Online

California hasn't executed anyone in ten years.

 

[KittyCat]

Black ppl die in usa so its ok for rape in Dubai lol