Aestis said:
So you get 10 years of having a wife look in her 50s then finishing up a lifetime of bathing her with a sponge... sounds like a wonderful marriage
It's not about the looks. I'll have at least another ten years of her looking good for her age, but I've never wanted her for her looks. Sure it never HURTS, and it's thankful if you don't throw up every time you see your wife, so I'm lucky to have a woman I like to look at, but that's still not the basis for this relationship, kid-o.
Aestis said:
You don't look 26 in those pictures either.
Thanks. The photo is from christmas two years back, I think.. but no, I've never looked my age.. or acted it. Something we have in common, you and I.
Aestis said:
I'd be willing to bet that you're actually younger than that.
Sure thing. $100 and you leave the forum if I photo copy my passport. Reversely, you get $100 and I leave the forum if I won't. In return, maybe you could show us how you get the cheesy squirls from the top shelf at Walmart.
Aestis said:
Also, it's painfully obvious from your picture that you were a virgin until you met this woman (unless you paid for a hooker).
In a way, it's kinda sweet how much time you spend fantasizing about me, but no, I was no virgin. I didn't lose my virginity until I was seventeen, but I've made up for "lost time" as they say. Not that I put any prestige in that, but you do.
Aestis said:
It's likely that it was the first woman who took any interest in you (because she's a cradle robbing psychopath) and you're jumping into a marriage like an idiot
Mmh, a psychopath, huh? Then what did they do? Do tell the story.
Aestis said:
I can take pleasure knowing that your life is a miserable pile of shit
And god bless you too!