A Bar of gold walks into a bar...

[HumDumpin]

great thread

 

[brakums]

What did the Lone Ranger tell his horse? HIO Ag!!!!

 

[Tigran]

Copper left and the bartender says, "C U"

 

[arcadus]

rofl

 

[brakums]

If H₂0 is water what is H₂0₄?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming. . .

 

[Tigran]

 

[bam]

You guys aren't part of the solution... You're all part of the precipitate.

 

[bam]

What element is derived from a Norse god?

Spoiler

Thorium

 

[jonb]

+rep for Tom Lehrer

 

[KiLLeR2001]

I thought this was going to be a jewish joke, disappoint.

 

[adrian ng]

Everyone +rep'd except Mchamster.

 

[daddyPhatSacks]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

[Golgac]

 

[henry]

^ lol

 

[bam]

What is "HIJKLMNO?"

Spoiler

H2O

 

[Sp!nfusor Salad]

Johnny johnny was a chemist

johnny johnny is no more

because what johnny thought was H20... was really H2SO4

 

[jotun]

It was funny

Then I looked up what H2O2 is because I'm stupid

Then it was funnier

 

[ICMeltdown]

All the good chemistry jokes argon...

 

[Odio]

Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium 'the medical elements?'




 Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'barium!' 

 

[Mitchdubai]

What is "HIJKLMNO?"

Spoiler

H2O

This originated as a crossowrd clue that won the Times crossword clue of the year contest (or something like that, I dunno.

The clue was ABCDEFGPQRSTUVWXYZ (10)

I'll give you guys a minute to figure out the answer...................