A Bar of gold walks into a bar...

[brakums]

... and the bartender say, "A U!"

 

[Dangerdoggie]

OI!

 

[Amazon Jim]

 

[brakums]

If H₂O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?


H₂O³

 

[Skyler]

 

[P Masta Flex]

 

[brakums]

What is the name of the molecule CH₂O?


Seawater

 

[broast]

what do you do with a dead chemist?

barium

 

[Metropolis]

chemistry geek humor up in this bitch

 

[broast]

helium walks into a bar
bartender says "we dont like noble gases around here"

helium doesn't react

 

[brakums]

Do you know any good sodium jokes?

Na!

 

[Stealth]

This is the fucking funniest cat ever.

 

[brakums]

Q: What is the name of the first electricity detective?
A: Sherlock Ohms

 

[MC Hamster]

fuck off with your electronics jokes, this is chemistry!

 

[MC Hamster]

how do you measure the amount of urine in a swimming pool?


measure its peeH

 

[TeckMan]

wow this got me

lol

 

[brakums]

Two atoms are walking down the street.
Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "Are you sure??"
"Yes, I'm positive!"

 

[brakums]

What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel and iron?

A KNiFe.

 

[Tigran]

 

[bam]

I'm going to make bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.