OBIBUN PRESENTS: MY TRIP TO HEIDELBERG A PHOTO ESSAY BY OBIBUN

T-Refried-455 said:
guys can someone tell me where my house, wife, and the last 10 years went

apparently i missed them

go ahead and create a full fan-fiction backstory for me
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get me drunk and I'll write a full-on starwars slash-fic with you in it

which star wars character do you want to get raped by
 
Skibbi9 said:
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Wow. Some girls will do anything for a green card.
 
Dare said:
one day obibun will have to suffer like the rest of us and do work and support himself for a living
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Getting an allowance for keeping your room clean isn't 'working and supporting' yourself dude. No way you've ever worked a day in your life.
 
Dare said:
one day obibun will have to suffer like the rest of us and do work and support himself for a living

till then he prefers to bumble around abandoned industrial areas in europe with his german girlfriend who is a feeble looking 7.3 and she didn't even fuck him in said abandoned industrial area
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suffer like the rest of you lmao not likely

I'm a part of the ivory tower bro, I'll be doing my masters inside 6 months, then a ph.D, and let's face it that shit is a joke

after that I'll settle down to a life of working 2 days a week as Mr. Dr. Awesome and my work will involve reading and writing things that interest me, the rest of the time I will spend playing PC games / board games / cooking / internet and probably in Europe with my gorgeous girlfriend who will be making mad money

I'll basically be a glorified housewife with a ridiculous education

and that's not counting the other 10412341524643 opportunities to make money that will undoubtedly come up as they always do what with my superstar life and crazy amounts of connections worldwide.

working for a living

lmao

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I have no shame in admitting that my future partner will likely earn more than me on a salary basis

I do not intend for one single second to work a job that requires me to be anywhere for more than 10 hours a week

even if I pull a meager 50-60k/year salary, it will be as Dr. Awesome, and of course in my spare time I'll find money because holy shit it's not exactly hard when you have so much free time and so many friends in professional places

also I love cooking and staying at home so I'm probably going to make a sweet housewife
 
oh this isn't a troll my friend

this is an overt extension of the intelligentsia I am become and their way of life

you should be happy to know me, I will be writing the materials you read everywhere for years to come

meanwhile spending every night gaming and cooking luxurious food for my busty blonde girlfriend

while you toil away at your "job"
 
so basically u r planning 2 be a somewhat nerdy academic guy in the upper middle class but will also attempt to enjoy life, that is cool


i am gonna be in porn with casey anthony
 
Obibun said:
that picture where she's lying on the bed, I was like

hey sweetheart, what are you doing

and she's like oh nothing just some work, check it out, PULLS UP SOME FUCKING CRAZY DESIGN PROGRAM AND SOME BLUEPRINTS/DOCUMENTS THAT VAGUELY RESEMBLE SOME SORT OF MACHINE WITH NUMBERS EVERYWHERE, something I never saw any of my mechanical engineering friends do until they were basically graduating, and even then it was a super big deal thesis bullshit for them

and I was like

oh

cool

anyway I'm just going to fuck you in the [strike]take a picture of your[/strike] ass
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Wtf bro? When she's in position you go for it.
 
I don't do anal

maybe I will when I get older and dirtier (older friends have told me so)

but as of right now I am perfectly happy with wet vaginas

no poop for me thanks, I take my supermodels clean
 
Its usually the case that the most well adjusted, happy and self-secure people are the ones that brag constantly about their mediocre life to strangers on the internet on a near constant basis.

Or maybe its the other way round, and people who are happy with their lives and successful don't need constant approval from a bunch of losers. I forget.
 
yeah because you know I base my whole life's happenings and emotional security on the threads I post here

lmao
 
Obibun said:
I don't do anal

maybe I will when I get older and dirtier (older friends have told me so)

but as of right now I am perfectly happy with wet vaginas

no poop for me thanks, I take my supermodels clean
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You're missing out. (seriously, no pun intended, no troll)
 
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