I'm the only gay eskimo,
I'm the only one I know,
I'm the only gay eskimo-o,
In my tribe,
I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka,
But all I wanna do is get into his parka,
I'm the only gay eskimo-o,
In my tribe,
Well, me and Nuckfluck Chuckbuck, we both like blubber,
But me I've got...