I'm the only gay eskimo,
I'm the only one I know,
I'm the only gay eskimo-o,
In my tribe,
I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka,
But all I wanna do is get into his parka,
I'm the only gay eskimo-o,
In my tribe,
Well, me and Nuckfluck Chuckbuck, we both like blubber,
But me I've got this crazy fetish for rubber,
I'm the only gay eskimo-o,
In my tribe,
Ch-k-chss, [Ch-k-chss]
I make a wish on the northern lights,
That I could find a decent pair of whaleskin tights,
I'm the only gay eskimo-o,
In my tribe,
And the seals they sing now:
(ad. lib seal sounds)
These cold winter nights are taking their toll,
I even get excited when I see the North Pole,
See the North Pole...
I'm the only gay eskimo, (only gay eskimo)
I'm the only one I know, (I'm the only one I know-ho-ho-ho)
I'm the only gay eskimo,
In my tribe,
(spoken Now like the proclaimers would sing it:
(sungI'm the only gay eskimo, (only only only only)
I'm the only one I know,
I'm the only gay eskimo,
In my tribe,
(spoken Like Bob Dylan!
(sung I'm the only gay eskimo
I'm the only one Iiiiii know
I'm the only ga-yyyyyyyyyyy eskimo
(spoken Like Ric Ocasek from the cars:
(sung I'm the only gay eskimo, (oh, oh-oh, oh-oh)
I'm the only one I know,
I'm the only gay eskimo,
And she used to be mi-i-i-i-ine,
(spoken Like Oasis!
I'm, the only gay eskimo!
(various noises, fight in background)
(spoken Like Van Morrison:
(mumbled in tune I only eskimo,
I aint seen it come out on street and (mumbles)
'n Jesus Christ fits in there somehow as well...
..and the crack was good,
(sung Well I'm the only gay eskimo, (only gay eskimo-o)
I'm the only one I know, (only one I know)
I'm the only gay eskimo,
In my tribeeeeee,
I'm the only one I know,
I'm the only gay eskimo-o,
In my tribe,
I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka,
But all I wanna do is get into his parka,
I'm the only gay eskimo-o,
In my tribe,
Well, me and Nuckfluck Chuckbuck, we both like blubber,
But me I've got this crazy fetish for rubber,
I'm the only gay eskimo-o,
In my tribe,
Ch-k-chss, [Ch-k-chss]
I make a wish on the northern lights,
That I could find a decent pair of whaleskin tights,
I'm the only gay eskimo-o,
In my tribe,
And the seals they sing now:
(ad. lib seal sounds)
These cold winter nights are taking their toll,
I even get excited when I see the North Pole,
See the North Pole...
I'm the only gay eskimo, (only gay eskimo)
I'm the only one I know, (I'm the only one I know-ho-ho-ho)
I'm the only gay eskimo,
In my tribe,
(spoken Now like the proclaimers would sing it:
(sungI'm the only gay eskimo, (only only only only)
I'm the only one I know,
I'm the only gay eskimo,
In my tribe,
(spoken Like Bob Dylan!
(sung I'm the only gay eskimo
I'm the only one Iiiiii know
I'm the only ga-yyyyyyyyyyy eskimo
(spoken Like Ric Ocasek from the cars:
(sung I'm the only gay eskimo, (oh, oh-oh, oh-oh)
I'm the only one I know,
I'm the only gay eskimo,
And she used to be mi-i-i-i-ine,
(spoken Like Oasis!
I'm, the only gay eskimo!
(various noises, fight in background)
(spoken Like Van Morrison:
(mumbled in tune I only eskimo,
I aint seen it come out on street and (mumbles)
'n Jesus Christ fits in there somehow as well...
..and the crack was good,
(sung Well I'm the only gay eskimo, (only gay eskimo-o)
I'm the only one I know, (only one I know)
I'm the only gay eskimo,
In my tribeeeeee,