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    Skillz needed: MS Access (=$$)

    Hey dudes, I need someone to construct me a pretty basic/moderate access DB, and put together some queries out of it based on some specs, if you're skilled I'd imagine it would take almost no time at all. Also needing this pretty soon. Happy to PayPal out cashmonies for this service. Hit me...
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    [Headphones] Help out someone on the bottom of the earth.

    So I live New Zealand (lol, hobbits!) and being everything the way it is, we pay a ridiculous amount for electronic goods unless it's stuff that actually gets brought in in reasonable quantities. Even then, we still get fucked. Don't even try and buy an iPhone here. I've pretty much decided I...
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    What in GODS name is this?

    Sex abuse started with girl, 8 - crime - national | Stuff.co.nz :scared:
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    No paparazzi please, I'm an Octopus

    New Zealand octopuses are incredibly badass: YouTube - octopus steals my video camera and swims off with it (while it's Recording)
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    [eh] Even New Zealand almost has as many Olympic medals as Canada

    What gives eh?
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    Biggest turn-off in the bedroom, ever?

    So.. I'm lying in bed, with a girl straddling me, and she says 'oh my god, I just had a disturbing thought'. Me, being a fucking idiot, pressed her to tell me what it was. So she tells me. She was straddling me, sitting just below my manrod which is kind of lying on me. So here's this girl...
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    Tribes in the sky with...

    So I was sitting on a park bench in Melbourne passing time when suddenly I realised that there was a plane, writing... something... in the sky, lo-and-behold, it writes TRIBES, I think there was something else written before it, but well, it was behind a building and I wasn't motivated enough to...
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    My internet connection is possessed

    New Zealand is the home of shitty internet, and I have a 256k cable connection with a 10gb traffic limit for which I pay roughly US$45 a month for. Anyway. My PC is such a piece of shit that my laptop is faster than my PC (XP1800, 256mb RAM vs 1.6M, 512mb RAM). I happened to get my hands on a...
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    It's 2004

    I'm posting from the future, woOOo creepy. Happy new year.
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    ROTK Premiere, Wellington NZ (pics)

    Just got back from Wellington after the Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King premiere. There were apparently 125,000 people on the streets, and Wellington is a city of 400,000. I don't think I've ever seen this many people in there before, and doubt I ever will again, absolutely insane...
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    Recording telephone calls

    Easiest/best way to record a telephone call with someone? Help me out :-D
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    So its now 2003 in New Zealand

    And all you Americans are living in the past Now if only I'd acctually had something to do tonight :S
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