Help me wake up my roomate

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Loco-Raider

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Okay, I get my ass up at 7am everyday to head to class but my roomate sleeps until 3pm everyday. My classes are all done by the time he gets up. Right now it's 2:32 and he's still sleeping. I find this completely pathetic and I want the fucking lights on. Help me think of creative ways to wake his sorry ass up.
 
Unless he's sleeping on top of your free will or something, don't be a fucking douchebag.

And yeah, just turn the lights on.
 
Breyer said:
Unless he's sleeping on top of your free will or something, don't be a fucking douchebag.

And yeah, just turn the lights on.
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He's not. I just find it pathetic and am looking for CREATIVE ways to wake his ass up. Comedic value you fucking tard.
 
Pull down his pants and stick your dick up his ass and then when he wakes up say:

"Who's your daddy?"

*edit* Wow.. like 30 p in the b's in one minute.
 
brakums said:
Maybe you should let him sleep? Who cares if YOU think it's pathetic?
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I care that I have to be somewhat quiet and can't do shit until after 3. Some of us do things other than do nothing all fucking day.
 
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