The Cheney/Edwards debate will consist of random spectators yelling at Dick, telling him he is Satan incarnate, John flashing his weasel-like grin, and Cheney owning the fuck out of his opponent on pretty much everything.
A lawyer against Cheney? I'm taking the old man on this one.
But the convention will be more bullshit, just like the DNC only conservative. I'm sure it will be fantastic drivel. You couldn't pay me to sit through that, even though I'm conservative. As Stephen Colbert said when wrapping up the DNC, "at the end of four days of my life I'll never get back.."
The debates are sure to be comedy gold. Kerry backpedaling on shit, Bush failing to press every advantage; both guys completely failing at convincing anyone of anything. Keep in mind, Gore did not own Bush in the debates in 2000. They were fairly even. Kerry is even more of a robot than Gore was.