Your Super Bowl Party Rules

[Fancy Cat]

 

[dibs]

can i come

 

[Morganstern]

I miss the Ralph thread...

 

[ferret]

I've begrudgingly went to Super Bowl parties the last 4 years. The problem with Super Bowl parties, is they end up being parties with the TV on, and I (sometimes one other) end up being the only guy who actually makes an attempt to watch the game.

 

[Kallama]

10. No deliveries while the game is in progress.

I have a problem with this rule. We need to place an Astrix next to it for special deliveries.

-mall

 

[Glytch]

I've begrudgingly went to Super Bowl parties the last 4 years. The problem with Super Bowl parties, is they end up being parties with the TV on, and I (sometimes one other) end up being the only guy who actually makes an attempt to watch the game.

invite people who actually like football.

 

[babygirl1]

Remind me to never party with you.

I'm hiring a stripper, and get a bunch of blow and booze.

The blow is going to be brought out on a silver fucking platter.

And the stripper is going be be naked just watching the game with us.

This is SimoHayha

How does it feel to be a liar, you lied, you liar!

 

[fish_spum]

more assfucking pics now

 

[Data]

zoptard

shit thread

shit poster

 

[Federere]

thats the dumbest shit i ever heard

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its like you wanna be all manly america fuck yeah style

 

[HomeGrown]

thats the dumbest shit i ever heard

 

[Dr Dance]

I have a problem with this rule. (#10 No deliveries during gametime) We need to place an Astrix next to it for special deliveries.

-mall

Deliveries such as pizza and strip o grams are fine during halftime because nobody really cares about the Who.

What's so wrong about wanting to actually WATCH THE GAME?

 

[Fonzie]

Rule #1: Do not allow Zoph into party
Rule #2: See rule #1

 

[SuicideSnowman]

 

[gumb0 juan]

This is SimoHayha

How does it feel to be a liar, you lied, you liar!

Dude, ill prob have a bunch of pills and no coke. I was over hyping it.

But there will be a stripper. And were gonna just ask her to get naked and watch the game with us.

 

[Al'Muktar]

what a great life

 

[gumb0 juan]

Tell me about it. I'm usually traveling while you are working your 9 to 5

The only bad part I have are the come downs. But it makes for great poetry. I have a whole book or crazy come down poetry.

 

[Mantua]

I have a problem with this rule. We need to place an Astrix next to it for special deliveries.

-mall

asterisk


what the hell deliveries is zoph talking about, anyway? ups and shit don't run on sundays. get pizza and wings delivered if you run out, or if it gets cold

i just dont understand

 

[lemon]

THERE IS NOTHING TO UNDERSTAND; ZOPTARD IS INEXPLICABLE

 

[max]

I have not been invited to any super bowl parties.