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[SuperTrap]

This is a real headline. This is not the Onion

OJ Simpson 'going to get the latest iPhone' upon prison release: Attorney - ABC News

 

[Edofnor]

wb juice we missed u

 

[Bughead]

A mother went on an 11-day European vacation — and left her children at home alone, police say The Washington Post


Wasn't this a movie?

Don't tell mom the babysitter's dead.


I believe things actually worked out for the best too

Also Home Alone.

 

[Elvis Hitler]

HION?

 

[Plasmatic]

From her linked in page that's now private...

 

[SuperTrap]

Sooo did someone piss on them or what?

Officials: Flutes that may contain body fluids given to some Orange County students Orange County Register

“We were informed that an independent contractor who provided a music enrichment program to the fifth-grade classes at Courreges Elementary School, in June 2017, gave the students flutes/recorders that were potentially contaminated with bodily fluids,” said Mark Johnson, superintendent of the Fountain Valley School District, in an email.

 

[Captain Tele]

skin flute playing semi minor note

 

[savage inuit]

my wife asked me to stop singing wonderwall to her all the time. i said maybe

 

[ArakAtak]

nice
one

 

[Edofnor]

hoof
arted

 

[SuperTrap]

skin flute playing semi minor note

Gross. Your little chlrens have already tasted cum from a man.

School officials allege flutes used in children’s music program may have been contaminated with semen Orange County Register

 

[Captain Tele]

uggggggh

these fukin people are so messed up

even for this one time at band class

 

[SuperTrap]

Man shoots at a snake that scared his mother-in-law. He hit his mother-in-law, police say| Miami Herald

Accident?

 

[Amadeus]

Gross. Your little chlrens have already tasted cum from a man.

School officials allege flutes used in children’s music program may have been contaminated with semen Orange County Register

Their next song is "Salty Seamen" in A minor.

 

[SuperTrap]

 

[Plasmatic]

Kid in the back stealing they tip monies!

 

[Elvis Hitler]

Niggas gotta nigg

 

[samUwell]

wtf?

 

[Gweedo]

I don't know, but I want one

 

[[MD5]Hash]

wtf?

They made a mattress some time ago that came under fire, for the same reason this pillow is coming under fire, which is that there's a residual powder that's saturating the fucking thing, when asked whether this was safe, beacuse it leaked through bedding and would be breathed in if it was safe, the company started harassing people over it.