I was at a friend's apartmnt down here in U of Ill, and she had a victoria's secret catalogue out. I pointed out that Adriana Lima, a beautiful girl, was on the cover. The girl, disgusted and creeped out, turned to me and said "How would you know that?" I then replied, "Who doesn't know her."
The girl had her roommate and the roommate's boyfriend there as we were all watching harold and kuumooooar(2u's 5o's) goto dog food paradise, and I asked the boyfriend of the roommate who she was. He did not know, because obviously he is not a man.
Still confused why he didn't know, I called slogg (my buddy jeff irl), and asked "who is your favorite victor'a secret model," and he knew it was Adriana Lima right away. Later on that night, we were walking to a club where a shitty ass led zepplin cover band were playing in a ghetto ass bar with leaking roof and underage girls. As we were walking, I saw two less than normal males standing outside in the cold alone about to hold each other for comfort so I asked them if they knew the name of the covergirl for the latest victoria's secret model or if they could name any. They were obviously not men either.
So then later that night, after the girl i went to the club with puked all over her hands, beer pitcher AND pissed her pants (or as it would seem) and i were talking and Scuzzle (alex, my buddy) called. He and I talked briefly at which point, I asked him if he knew who the covergirl for the latest victoria's secret cover girl was. He knew right away, because he is a MAN.
Is it weird for me to know who Adriana Lima is right away just by looking at her photo on the cover of the latest awesome victoria's secret catalogue of goodness? Or am I wrong? What should I do to this girl? What should I tell her?
P.S. I also recognized Marissa Miller, Tyra Banks and some other slut I saw on the sports illustrated but I can't remember her name.
Cliff Notes:
I recognize Adriana Lima
Girl says that's creepy
I say I'm a man.
I ask few people and no one in person knows who she is.
Slogg and Scuzzle know who she is.
She still says I'm weird.
AM I WRONG FOR BEING A MAN?
What should I do/tell her?
picture of Adriana Lima:
The girl had her roommate and the roommate's boyfriend there as we were all watching harold and kuumooooar(2u's 5o's) goto dog food paradise, and I asked the boyfriend of the roommate who she was. He did not know, because obviously he is not a man.
Still confused why he didn't know, I called slogg (my buddy jeff irl), and asked "who is your favorite victor'a secret model," and he knew it was Adriana Lima right away. Later on that night, we were walking to a club where a shitty ass led zepplin cover band were playing in a ghetto ass bar with leaking roof and underage girls. As we were walking, I saw two less than normal males standing outside in the cold alone about to hold each other for comfort so I asked them if they knew the name of the covergirl for the latest victoria's secret model or if they could name any. They were obviously not men either.
So then later that night, after the girl i went to the club with puked all over her hands, beer pitcher AND pissed her pants (or as it would seem) and i were talking and Scuzzle (alex, my buddy) called. He and I talked briefly at which point, I asked him if he knew who the covergirl for the latest victoria's secret cover girl was. He knew right away, because he is a MAN.
Is it weird for me to know who Adriana Lima is right away just by looking at her photo on the cover of the latest awesome victoria's secret catalogue of goodness? Or am I wrong? What should I do to this girl? What should I tell her?
P.S. I also recognized Marissa Miller, Tyra Banks and some other slut I saw on the sports illustrated but I can't remember her name.
Cliff Notes:
I recognize Adriana Lima
Girl says that's creepy
I say I'm a man.
I ask few people and no one in person knows who she is.
Slogg and Scuzzle know who she is.
She still says I'm weird.
AM I WRONG FOR BEING A MAN?
What should I do/tell her?
picture of Adriana Lima: