What the hell does the sex term 'face cake' mean?

[K-Rex]

Seriously, I have no idea and the girl I'm seeing tomorrow says she going to give me a face cake?

WTF? I don't want to get shit on!!! Or anything I'm going to have to punch her for.

 

[Gringo]

 

[Whistler]

apparently its just a cake

 

[Arjay]

shes gonna blow her load on your face

 

[Vanster]

one who wears too much makeup

 

[Monkey_b]

sounds hot

 

[BeLiaL]

maybe she's gonna get pussy juice all over your face

i'm just guessing

















it's probably shit

 

[The-ill-man]

1. facecake

Cake with a photo of a persons face on. Referenced in Scrubs.

I smell facecake!
Did somebody say facecake?



2. FaceCake

adjective; can basically replace any insult, except for homosexual references.

Usually meant to leave the "what the fuck?" effect.

Jen: dude, my boyfriend just fucking dumped me!
Cassie: what a facecake!

 

[K-Rex]

Ahhhh, I will run out of her house naked if I have to get away from the 'face cake'.

 

[mstrike]

I thought it was the chunky slimy residue that results from mixing semen and powdered makeup.

 

[K-Rex]

A little ewww, but it could be worse? If that's the case I'll just face fuck her and shoot it down her throat where it can't do anybody anymore harm.

 

[Whistler]

it's a cake, she wants to go steady

 

[Code4]

one who wears too much makeup

that's cake face not face cake

 

[Wufei]

I thought it was the chunky slimy residue that results from mixing semen and powdered makeup.

that sounds right to me

seems like she's experienced

 

[K-Rex]

She is, she's a freak but I need a no holds barred rebound from the wife before I start working on quality.

 

[Reaver]

Pff! Next thing you know, you'll be asking what a Mississippi Handbag is!

 

[TW_Dagger]

 

[SirBatesAlot]

wtf is wrong with you, it's motherfucking cake with your fucking face on it you dumb asshole. For fuck's sake dude, what don't you get about it. What don't you fucking understand

 

[_Hurley]

your fucking retarded.

 

[Edofnor]

mom, what's "muff cabbage"?