[What is] the best way to lie about your penis

[Crudbury]

Everyone knows you can't claim to have an average penis, which is hideously small. What's the reasonable level of confabulation? Seven? Eight? Nine inches?

 

[Falhawk]

...

 

[eggo]

most people on this forum claim 7

 

[mstrike]

7 and a half is what I say, even though it's really 7 and 1/4.

 

[assfrags]

6 cm is avg.

 

[guard|an]

12 feet.

 

[HumDumpin]

I'm bigger than a bread box.

 

[veritas]

7 and a half, that's what I say.

 

[Brasstax]

Just say you are big boned.

 

[shadow skill]

i go for the yeah im about 3 on a good day approach... still makes people wonder.

 

[link_]

Mine is really small.  this works in your favor, because when they actually see your penis they will be shocked at how big it is 

 

[Automatic Jack]

"Outstanding" is as specific as I ever have to get.

 

[WarBuddha]

Like you're ever gonna get laid either way

 

[assfrags]

Mine is really small.  this works in your favor, because when they actually see your penis they will be shocked at how big it is 

Thats not so small after all!

 

[Gil]

Mine is really small.  this works in your favor, because when they actually see your penis they will be shocked at how big it is 

Some guy smarter than me said to use this.

He said girls would become curious and actually want to see it.



When "they" say size doesn't matter, they're serious. That you have one is more important than how big it is.

 

[blackpeople]

i say its small too !!!

 

[Gil]

i say its small too !!!

we're talking about yours, not mine.

 

[WarBuddha]

Reverse psychology often works with women, mostly because they're fucking retarded.

 

[FiEND]

i just show em my thumb

was looking for a good picture but found this instead

 

[EspoMan]

black from the waist down nigga!