Some greenies exhibit poorly functioning brain capacity, are easily triggered, lazy dole bludging basket weavers who do not wash, and will blindly go into bat for any minority, hate on financially successful people, and are slaves to their condoned stereotypical hippy selves while convinced they are individuals. It's like choosing a hippy load-out. I'll go with the beard and stupid hat, while you can wear the tie dye, Marsha, stop shaving those armpits and wear only singlets, without a bra. We have no money but lets get some tats.. I'll do them myself. Let's go to a protest and feel good about our contribution, then stick a save the whales sticker on the back of my shit-box, smoke blowing hippie car.
Something like that.