Well scream at my goat and call me daddy.

[Brevity]

Got a few minutes to spare? Need something dumb to giggle at?

Well Slap My Tits And Call Me Shirley : A Generator

 

[Al'Muktar]

well stick your dick in my jimmies and call me brian

well have a nice afternoon with my bra and call me maybe

heh heh

 

[Brevity]

For when you get bored of that...

 

[Osiris]

well

 

[EyeZ]

Well fart on my nuts and call me darling

 

[Jahoda Duck]

well make your way inside my thing and call me Rosie

well fist my neighbor and call me Barney

well pinch my nutsack and call me Susan

 

[JoMo]

Well suck my vag and call me Batman.

 

[arcadus]

 

[Plasmatic]

Well rape my mouth and call me grandma.

 

[Spxnge]

Well post a shit thread and call me brevity

 

[Rhand Altor]

Well scream at my ass and call me Sharon.

 

[Brevity]

Well post a shit thread and call me brevity

Well hurt my tender feelings and call me spxnge

 

[-Timber]

Well hump my dog and call me Santa.

 

[Kelven]

my friend's mom used to always say

"Well I will be dipped in shit and rolled in cracker crumbs"

 

[Mr Jimmy Pop]

well strip me naked and make me say 4 our fathers.

 

[chshrc]

Well introduce your sister to my thighs and call me Patrick.

Well write a book about my parrot and call me Milford.

Well twist my sideburns and call me Santa.

Well plunder my fanny and call me daddy.

I love this site.

 

[ArakAtak]

Well fist my cunt and call me Grandma.

Particularly charming that one

 

[GKFC]

"Well paint my snatch and call me Bradley."

wut...

 

[Kelven]

I would totally fist your cunt dude.

 

[T-Dawg]

Well spank my cock and call me Susan.

Well blow my cock and call me Mary.