Two Gentlemen of Lebowski [long] [shakespeare]

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So, what would Big Lebowski be like if it was the work of William Shakespeare?

Two Gentlemen of Lebowski

THE PERSONS OF THE PLAY

CHORUS
GEOFFREY “THE KNAVE” LEBOWSKI
BLANCHE and WOO, two thugs
SIR WALTER of Poland
SIR DONALD of Greece
BRANDT, serving-man of the Big Lebowski
SIR GEOFFREY OF LEBOWSKI, the Big Lebowski
BONNIE LEBOWSKI, his wife
OLIVER, her consort
JACK SMOKE, a cavalier
MAUDE LEBOWSKI, daughter of the Big Lebowski
JOSHUA QUINCE, a pederast
LIAM O’BRIEN, his partner
Two NIHILISTS
PLAYER QUEEN
MISTRESS QUICKLY, hostess of a tavern
KNOX HARRINGTON, a tapestry artist
DOCTOR BUTTS, a physician
PLAYERS for a dance
LAURENCE SELLERS
CLOWN
JAQUES TREEHORN
BROTHER SEAMUS, an Irish monk
A GRAVEDIGGER

Worth a read, or at least a glance.

 

[carouselambra]

thugs?

why not 'hired swords' or something?

edit: concurrent hits exceeded, fail

 

[FOURSTAR]

hah its pretty funny, ill have to read it later

 

[Dumpy Dooby]

I just saw this today.




You can still Google the PDF. It's out there. But it's removed from the website.

 

[Wowbagger]

OFN but still good

edit: FUCK they killed it

 

[Baby Bew]

Well, you scrolled all this way and for nothing.

I have been asked to remove the play from the Web site.

 

[public]

Shame.