[Toilet Paper] Which brand do you guys use?

[Wendy]

Obligatory: your face, my tongue, etc.

sucks:

Too damn soft: Poking my finger through is fucking annoying
Thickness = few sheets: Literally go through a roll every 2 days

is godly

 

[badacidtrip]

Poking my finger through is fucking annoying

 

[claudius]

I use silk.

 

[Apc]

i use my hands a lick it off sometimes..

 

[Texas Dragon]

pine cones

 

[Blank]

i use wetnaps.

 

[henry]

i like charmin ultra. i also use 1 baby wipe after, to get that extra clean feeling.

 

[Recar]

I use the neighbor's cat.

 

[Wendy]

i use wetnaps.

haha, seriously? that reminds me of some people using baby wipes, which probably both work

 

[Archimedes]

Whoop one time posted some ridiculous wetnaps that he uses.

I just use whatever is cheap and can be bought in bulk at Wal-mart.

 

[Blank]

hey i don't want any straggling paper shards in my ass hairs.

 

[Mytzylplyx]

charmin. its not too soft so maybe i get the cheap version.

 

[Detrimental]

Three sea shells.

 

[alienkiller]

cottonelle

 

[jesusbonehead]

here's a welfare bidet to shoot cold water on your ass

 

[[SES]BaNsHee]

Wipe it down with whatever toilet tissue there is and finish it off with a wet wipe.

 

[EEK n IKE]

I really don't care.

You guys are a bunch of women.

 

[Lineage]

I have my bitches lick it off like a real man.

 

[[SES]BaNsHee]

gah

 

[Zanick]

I wipe my ass with $100 bills.