[TMYK] Poop v. Fart

[T-Dawg]

You can't afford to make a mistake

 

[FiEND]

sometimes... i get surprised

 

[Dr Dance]

It's called a shart.

Spoiler

 

[T-Dawg]

sometimes... i get surprised

That happens to me sometimes when I pee and might be a reason to consider sitting on all occasions

 

[FiEND]

oh I sit whenever I feel safe to do so

 

[Mr Jimmy Pop]

This was pretty informative.

 

[Flash]

Wtf

 

[uno]

That happens to me sometimes when I pee and might be a reason to consider sitting on all occasions

sounds like a gaping wide anus.

oh I sit whenever I feel safe to do so

Wtf.

 

[Data]

He has a point. Sometimes a public toilet is a risky sit. Especially when they don't have those disposable liners.

 

[Dr Dance]

Not a big fan of shitting on a public toilet.

But when I do, I clean the seat first if I can hold it off that long.

But if my urge is THAT bad, I'll stand (squat without sitting) and dump.

I make a lot of noise to discourage anyone from (immediately) wishing to follow my act.

 

[uno]

He has a point. Sometimes a public toilet is a risky sit. Especially when they don't have those disposable liners.

Ya. I understand and agree with that. But do you sit to piss at home?

 

[FiEND]

we had a thread about sitting and pissing already discussed

 

[Brasstax]

What kind of a loser do you have to be to post in a TW Poop v Fart thread on a Friday night?

Hey wait...

 

[Brontez]

When in doubt, head for the shitter.

Never gamble on a fart.

 

[T-Dawg]

He has a point. Sometimes a public toilet is a risky sit. Especially when they don't have those disposable liners.

Ever since the lockdown a year ago I've been carrying disinfectant wipes in a Ziploc® bag. They're perfect for wiping down foreign seats and at home. I wipe down door knobs too. But they're really hand wipes

 

[Dr Dance]

Perhaps catching the Chinese virus should be the least of your worries when you have to sit on a public toilet. It's more likely that you'd catch the crabs. If you want covid, just hang around large throngs of people.

 

[T-Dawg]

Perhaps catching the Chinese virus should be the least of your worries when you have to sit on a public toilet. It's more likely that you'd catch the crabs. If you want covid, just hang around large throngs of people.

I don't use a public loo, zophomoric. I have THE KEY

 

[Dweasel]

He has a point. Sometimes a public toilet is a risky sit. Especially when they don't have those disposable liners.

 

[Dweasel]

Fart > an advance notice for what's coming next.

 

[FiEND]

it's time.
im dialated
pootractions are less than a minute apart
poo baby is breaching