Tip for you lonely TW losers

[Sajent]

Chicks dig dig d i g dig dig metaphors.

Use 'em wisely
Use 'em well
and you'll never know the hell of loneliness

metaphor.mp3

<3 mancow

 

[Edofnor]

Chicks dig dicks.

 

[PeuswahBoy]

That and money. They're batshit insane.

 

[rainbowsky]

My penis is a investment banker. Your mind is a company's board of directors. Your anus is about to experience a hostile takeover.

 

[T-Funk]

make them leave their shoes on

 

[NoGodForMe]

Find one who is a cook.

 

[Krakbaby]

that song sucks