Three men in a boat with four cigarettes, and no matches...

[Mantello]

How do they manage to smoke?

Spoiler

They throw out a cigarette, therefore the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

 

[Brasstax]

Are you Russian?

 

[slush]

pete fell of who was left

 

[123]

r u still a straight edge DJ at under 18 clubs

 

[Brasstax]

A clit, a snatch and an asshole each had a cigarette but no light. How do they smoke?

Spoiler

You stupid fucker

 

[Osiris]

HA!

 

[ArakAtak]

Stupid - if they had basic maritime knowledge they would have known the boat they were in was already a 'lighter'

wasted ciggy

 

[Elvis Hitler]

This thread sucks.

 

[LouCypher]

One of the three men was wearing glasses, so he used the magnification to focus the sun's rays onto one of the cigarettes, which they then used to light the others.

 

[T-Dawg]

Yeah, sure, but what if it was a cloudy day? DID YOU EVEN CONSIDER THAT?

 

[Plasmatic]

On a treadmill it would work at night.

 

[frozen-rain]

JOKES MIXED BY MANTELLO

 

[P Masta Flex]

 

[Yaason]

Does not compute.

 

[crab]

 

[Spxnge]

Hey yo mantello how's that pole smoking imbecile sister of urs doin

 

[Mantello]

Hey yo mantello how's that pole smoking imbecile sister of urs doin

About as good as that lob sided semen demon slut of a mother you have there. Bro.

 

[arsin]

About as good as that lob sided semen demon slut of a mother you have there. Bro.

That wasn't his mother, that was his sister, or his girl friend. In his household it's hard to tell who is who.

 

[Spxnge]

Lob sided
Lol sided

 

[arcadus]

just cuz u have smokes dont mean u gotta smoke em