The following was in the NFC alliance chat, but it was simply too funny not to post here.
Top Quote > ROFL
Top Quote > i just got fucked over newbie style
XxAngelxX > u dead?
Top Quote > some dude asked me to give him a hand
Top Quote > and gang warped us to his pos
Top Quote > quick way home
Top Quote > his defenses work though
Wat0721 > damn, how did you fall for that, again?
Top Quote > we were doing a level 4 mission
Top Quote > and he gang warped us