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[MoM] Gort
Veteran XX
That's not how you earn your red wings.
Edofnor
Veteran XX
Abortion -- Grab the hanger, plug in the vacuum
Death Penalty -- I don't know
Gay Rights -- Special, unenumerated rights? No.
Illegal Immigration -- We should not reward cheaters
Federal Budget -- Whatever. My heart won't be broken if the government collapses in bankruptcy. However, unlike so many in this country, I'm more than willing to pay my share of taxes to help keep the wheels greased.
War (this one) -- Tribalwar kicks ass.
War (in general) -- Makes for great movies and video games. I have little respect for people who are fans of actual war.
Guns -- Offer the average citizen one last, desperate, final shred of hope that the people will be able to defend themselves from an increasingly authoritarian government.
Net Neutrality -- I only care if I'm talking to and trying to fuck a hot chick who cares about net neutrality.
Drugs -- Light 'em up
Smoking Bans -- Light 'em up
Transfats/Soda-tax etc -- Good news, everyone! Fatties will finally have to start to foot some of the medical costs incurred by their gluttony.
Religion (in govt) -- Still useful in some societies; unnecessary, divisive and irresponsible in societies like ours.
Religion (in general) -- It can be a very effective approach to finding meaning in life
Terrorism -- What the government does to its own people in the name of national security
Israel v. Palestine -- To hell with both of those groups of whiny little girls.
Best Korea v. South Korea -- The South Koreans constantly piss and moan about US military bases in the area. I say let Kim Jong Il roll through without trying to stop him.
PETA -- Poorly Educated Total Assholes
Bill Clinton -- O.G.
George W Bush -- I have to admit, I kind of miss his "fuck the rest of the world" attitude sometimes. I'm glad he's gone, though.
Barack Obama -- Too weak; disappointing. He needs to lay it down like it is, and throw more insults at his opponents.
Sarah Palin -- I think it would be cool to cruise the Alaskan woods with her and her assault rifle and waste a bunch of wildlife.
What do you call yourself (republican, liberal, tea, jedi, whatever.) -- stunned and haggard
Death Penalty -- I don't know
Gay Rights -- Special, unenumerated rights? No.
Illegal Immigration -- We should not reward cheaters
Federal Budget -- Whatever. My heart won't be broken if the government collapses in bankruptcy. However, unlike so many in this country, I'm more than willing to pay my share of taxes to help keep the wheels greased.
War (this one) -- Tribalwar kicks ass.
War (in general) -- Makes for great movies and video games. I have little respect for people who are fans of actual war.
Guns -- Offer the average citizen one last, desperate, final shred of hope that the people will be able to defend themselves from an increasingly authoritarian government.
Net Neutrality -- I only care if I'm talking to and trying to fuck a hot chick who cares about net neutrality.
Drugs -- Light 'em up
Smoking Bans -- Light 'em up
Transfats/Soda-tax etc -- Good news, everyone! Fatties will finally have to start to foot some of the medical costs incurred by their gluttony.
Religion (in govt) -- Still useful in some societies; unnecessary, divisive and irresponsible in societies like ours.
Religion (in general) -- It can be a very effective approach to finding meaning in life
Terrorism -- What the government does to its own people in the name of national security
Israel v. Palestine -- To hell with both of those groups of whiny little girls.
Best Korea v. South Korea -- The South Koreans constantly piss and moan about US military bases in the area. I say let Kim Jong Il roll through without trying to stop him.
PETA -- Poorly Educated Total Assholes
Bill Clinton -- O.G.
George W Bush -- I have to admit, I kind of miss his "fuck the rest of the world" attitude sometimes. I'm glad he's gone, though.
Barack Obama -- Too weak; disappointing. He needs to lay it down like it is, and throw more insults at his opponents.
Sarah Palin -- I think it would be cool to cruise the Alaskan woods with her and her assault rifle and waste a bunch of wildlife.
What do you call yourself (republican, liberal, tea, jedi, whatever.) -- stunned and haggard
Abortion
Let them people choose, but illegal beyond first trimester? Sure, that sounds good.
Death Penalty
Cheaper the better. Spending tax dollars to house pedos rapists and murders is nonsense, but then again so is the current appeals process. Make it cheap! One bullet to the head, done deal.
Gay Rights
If you enjoy stickin it to other men, go for it.
Illegal Immigration
Deport em if caught. No benefits, no social programs of any kind.
Federal Budget
Uh, yes, the fed needs a budget. (??)
War (this one)
Stop sending soldiers and tax dollars to shitholes in the middle east?
War (in general)
Necessary.
Guns
We should be free to buy them, the only requirement should be a quick background check for criminal record and mental illness.
Net Neutrality
Governments stay the fuck out, ISPs stick to providing the bandwidth in exchange for money. Users please dictate the rest.
Drugs
Free-for-all, motherfuckers! Wanna do meth and heroin? Go for it, life is short. On the flipside: no state or federal money should go towards shelters or any kind of help for the addicts.
Smoking Bans
Ban the shit in public buildings, allow private establishments to dictate the rest.
Transfats/Soda-tax etc
Don't tax, don't subsidize.
Religion (in govt)
100% separation of religion and government.
Religion (in general)
Freedom of religion, freedom of choice, etc etc.
Terrorism
Is bad. Kill terrorists.
Israel v. Palestine
Stop sending tax dollars over there, let them sort their own shit out.
Best Korea v. South Korea
Flatten the fuck out of North Korea at earliest convenience.
PETA
Retards.
Bill Clinton
He was okay I guess. Other than the gun bans and what-not.
George W Bush
Fucked lots of shit up, spent lots of money.
Barack Obama
Gonna continue fucking shit up and spending lots of money.
Sarah Palin
Not even worth a mention.
What do you call yourself (republican, liberal, tea, jedi, whatever.)
Republitard-Jedi.
Let them people choose, but illegal beyond first trimester? Sure, that sounds good.
Death Penalty
Cheaper the better. Spending tax dollars to house pedos rapists and murders is nonsense, but then again so is the current appeals process. Make it cheap! One bullet to the head, done deal.
Gay Rights
If you enjoy stickin it to other men, go for it.
Illegal Immigration
Deport em if caught. No benefits, no social programs of any kind.
Federal Budget
Uh, yes, the fed needs a budget. (??)
War (this one)
Stop sending soldiers and tax dollars to shitholes in the middle east?
War (in general)
Necessary.
Guns
We should be free to buy them, the only requirement should be a quick background check for criminal record and mental illness.
Net Neutrality
Governments stay the fuck out, ISPs stick to providing the bandwidth in exchange for money. Users please dictate the rest.
Drugs
Free-for-all, motherfuckers! Wanna do meth and heroin? Go for it, life is short. On the flipside: no state or federal money should go towards shelters or any kind of help for the addicts.
Smoking Bans
Ban the shit in public buildings, allow private establishments to dictate the rest.
Transfats/Soda-tax etc
Don't tax, don't subsidize.
Religion (in govt)
100% separation of religion and government.
Religion (in general)
Freedom of religion, freedom of choice, etc etc.
Terrorism
Is bad. Kill terrorists.
Israel v. Palestine
Stop sending tax dollars over there, let them sort their own shit out.
Best Korea v. South Korea
Flatten the fuck out of North Korea at earliest convenience.
PETA
Retards.
Bill Clinton
He was okay I guess. Other than the gun bans and what-not.
George W Bush
Fucked lots of shit up, spent lots of money.
Barack Obama
Gonna continue fucking shit up and spending lots of money.
Sarah Palin
Not even worth a mention.
What do you call yourself (republican, liberal, tea, jedi, whatever.)
Republitard-Jedi.
I got through most of those before I decided this thread is stupid.
I'm a socialist. You're really asking people what they think of war in general? War is unpleasant but sometimes necessary. <--- I'm guessing 2% or lower will strongly disagree with that statement.
Automatic Jack
Veteran X
I just came in here to say Rand Paul and laugh and remind you that you left off this political litmus test:
What is the age of the Earth?
What is the age of the Earth?
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Dumpy Dooby
Veteran X
Automatic Jack
Veteran X
Science is such a fascinating field of enquiry.
I don't want people doing drugs or smoking in public places. I think nicotine, pot, cocaine, heroin should all be legal.
Probably one of the best questions anyone could ask a political candidate, because it's one they aren't going to be comfortable answering, no matter what they believe.
Fascist.