DJ-B = Bill Bellamy
uno = dos
grapefruit = Scurvy With Fries
toast = Frumpy Frampton
meyog = Mr. Plum
kunova = Miggidy Mack
ocean 1 = Tantric Rex
cranq = High Fives
synent = TV's John Basedow
stits = Wishing for HPV
the tempest = Hobo Wino
oenone = Charlie McColonectomy
xtasy = Betty Badtimes
orbital123 = Cankles of the Gods
commybastard = Darmok & Jalad
chaosrage = Lothar of the Hillpeople
wargod = Son of Mothra
br0k3n = Spockhammer
dionysys = Call Me Vagina
eachris = LOL Internet
pocket = Myspace Hero
suddenly_dead = Hurricane Harold
forensic = wasn't changed
So
ixiterra = Maori Suprise?
fedz = Sassy Sally?
Girl Without A Face = ?